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Petting Zoo 

A couple that continuosly touches/caresses/strokes each other in a public display of over-affection
Jon: Who is coming over tonight?
Joe: Oh the usual, the guys and the petting zoo.
Jon: Wonderful
Petting Zoo by foug March 24, 2003
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Heavy Petting 

Rubbing and groping between individuals as part of non-penetrative sex or "making out". Typically completed with clothes on, but there have been reported cases of naked heavy petting occurring in some regions.
Q:Did you and jimmy go all the way last night?

A: No we just kissed and did some heavy petting.
Heavy Petting by Toddgaines March 6, 2012
He started petting her, running his hands all over her body.
petting by BasilGreen May 13, 2003

Petting her knee caps 

To finger a girl in the vagina, or rub her clitoris. Commonly derived from the movie Fubar.
Yeah man, never banged her, I was just petting her knee caps.
Petting her knee caps by Condog4 September 14, 2009

Petting Zoo 

When a female rubs a man's private part for countless hours, getting him hard, but doesn't make him ejaculate. This leads to an excruciating case of blue balls
Brooke stroked Max's penis for 3 hours and in the morning he couldn't even walk without finishing in the shower. He definitely had a bad time from the petting zoo.
Petting Zoo by Steven S Smith September 19, 2012
(v) The act of sending male genitalia to a female via texting.

(n) A text including an image of a male's genetalia. It is usually an unsuccessful attempt to swoon the female into submission by men who don't realize that women find their genitalia completely unattractive.
1. Nate won't stop pexting me at 2am when he's drunk!

2. I've been getting a lot of unwanted pexts lately.
Pexting by Chicke December 13, 2013