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Pen Painting.

Painting with a pen.
Michael makes the best pentings.
Penting is very fun!
Penting by Ethu December 20, 2017
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when someone paints and hits a pen
Did you hear? Sally was penting during homeroom.
Penting by ronald_com April 27, 2022

peningful 

something that is sexually arousing to a male; i.e meaningful to your penis
"damn look at that hot girl"
"yeah she's really peningful to me"
peningful by seksimopho November 13, 2012

pengting 

the term 'pengting' is used to say someone is very attractive or 'fit' as youths say. This is also known as being 'choong' or 'nang'. It can be used as just 'peng', but is seen as being slightly -cough- "cooler" to say 'ting' at the end.
"Oi mate, shes a pengting bruv."
"Yeah she's nang."
pengting by Lucie :) May 3, 2008

two way petting zoo 

You pet the animals, they pet you back.
If you're feeling down, head on over to the two way petting zoo.
two way petting zoo by drflubert March 20, 2009

petting a phoenix 

Edward was petting a phoenix in the town square last week.
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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