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Bland white 

A white American who lacks swagger, not the kind of man you see on the dance floor but the kind of man you expect to see going to watch the masters in Augusta.
Thomas is such a bland white, him and his wife Emily only play batgammon.
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bland ass nigga

damn ryan you’re such a bland ass nigga
bland ass nigga by papi 123456 August 30, 2017

Bland Mine 

Noun. Used to describe situations when you are ambushed by another person (usually an old man), who then proceeds to tell you a suicide-inducingly dull story.
Fred: Yeah, I was just out for a morning run and this guy came out of nowhere and started telling me about his grandkids.

Bill: Looks as if you trod on a Bland Mine.
Bland Mine by Dr.Erdbeer October 25, 2010

Bland Lauren 

A bland lauren is a basic white bitch seeing how the name lauren is common white girl name
The bland lauren or basic bitch is:

1-liberal.
2-Plays the 'stop hurting me' card.
3-hits on any guy who is either;

a) in the military or

b) in a college fraternity

4- Stereotypical white bitch shit including (but not limited to):

a) starbucks

b) netflix

c) taking snaps of her bitch alcoholic drinks

5-Crashing conversations with a random picture which isn't related to the current topic AT ALL and proceeding to try to focus the chat on her.
6-Typing 'Lol' when she is offended.
7-poorly uses self deprecating humor as a defense mechanism.
8- Posting shit memes that only a small audience of people like her would enjoy.
9-thirst baits guys on snapchat to give her attention that she squanders once she opens her mouth to seem smart or "not just a pretty face" which she's not (she does a swell job with filters to hide it).
10-jumps on any bandwagon by using fake positive vibes that usually make her seem like a hypocrite about a previous point or statement she made.
11-acts like she shares similar interests with people rather than be herself.
"That girl is one bland lauren"
"I don't think I'd date a bland lauren"
Bland Lauren by Skidrow911 May 19, 2017

bland yam 

n.
-plain girl
-a boring girl who blends in
-below standard
"You're dating Ann? She's such a bland yam."
bland yam by Gamine Girl January 27, 2009

bland gland 

the organ that causes hack writers to have banality boners
His writing is the result of an overactive bland gland
bland gland by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009