Baby Jail 

When you get pregnant or get a woman pregnant by accident and so you have to pay for the baby forever, you cannot escape.

Fuck that! I'm wearing a condom I don't wanna Baby Jail

Baby Jail by anonymous April 7, 2022

clark county jail 

A place where male on male fornication takes place, usually with 16 or more parties involved. 15 of the parties mess with the 16th member of the group. It isn't no fun...

15 guys raped my brother in the Clark county jail... messed with him... I said: George, how'd that make you feel?? He said: Jim, it wasn't no fun

clark county jail by Busted r hymen September 18, 2017

Bergen County Jail

A county jail located in Hackensack, Bergen County, New Jersey. This is where criminals go when they're caught doing illegal things in Bergen County, New Jersey.

*Officer 1: Would you like to come to Panera with me?
*Officer 2: Sorry, I can't. I have to transport this asshole to Bergen County Jail.

Bergen County Jail by NHRHS2010 January 22, 2011

Mexican Jail 

Mid coitus, the male withdraws from the female's vagina, gets her father on the phone, and demands he wire him $10,000 or else he puts it in his daughter's ass.

Tried the old Mexican Jail on Irene's Dad. No dice.

Mexican Jail by John Shore March 5, 2009

Florida Jail Cell 

Person 1 bends over and spreads asscheeks. Person 2 sits lined up asshole to asshole and shits in rectum.

Sally: "I have to shit."

Molly: "There's no toilet around."

Sally: "Fuck, what shall we do?"

Molly: "Florida Jail Cell. Use my asshole as your personal toilet."

Florida Jail Cell by Da Ryzzer November 22, 2011

Wanna spend da nite in jail? 

When dem bois won't cooperate, Ryans threatens to make dem spend da nie in jail wit Bubba Franks!

Ryans: Damn it bois Suck on dis caulk boi!
Toddlah: no!
Ryans: Wanna spend da nite in jail?
Bubba: Wit me Bubba!
Toddlah: Oh My GAWD NO! ( Starts suckin caulk)!

Wanna spend da nite in jail? by spazz13 November 5, 2004

Gay Baby Jail 

A place where Dictator Dani puts you when you do some thing that violates the strict terms of the group chat... It’s cold help us

Hah, Ben got put in Gay Baby Jail

Gay Baby Jail by HelpUsItsCold March 16, 2019