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Ron Jeremy

by spazz13 November 23, 2004
mugGet the Ron Jeremymug.

Git on yer Knees bois!

Deputy Ryans orders dem bois to do dis when they claim dat beer isn't derz.Ryans hates bein called a liar bois.
Ryans:Is dis yere alcoholic substance?
Berchowski:That isn't mine sir!I never seen that before in my life sir!
Ryans:You neva seen a beer before? What a retard! Bois! I'm so drunk!
by spazz13 November 5, 2004
mugGet the Git on yer Knees bois!mug.

Toddlah

Deputy Ryans favorite blonde headed boi. when he and his Friend Jerred go campin in the woodz,Deputy Ryans finds dem and forces dem to suck da caulk.
Toddlah:I am an innocent boi! I hope a gay cop doesn't cum and rape me!
Ryans:Never fear! Deputy Ryans is here ......SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSuck on dis caulk bois!
by spazz13 November 10, 2004
mugGet the Toddlahmug.

Ford

A piece of fuckin shit.people who drive them are dumbasses.

Fix
or
repair
daily

Found
on
road
dead

Fucked
over
rebuilt
dodge

Fucked
on
race
day
People who drive fords are dumbasses and will crash and burn and rot in hell! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTCH!
by spazz13 November 12, 2004
mugGet the Fordmug.

Shup boi! Cuz yer next!

Jerred Berchowski laughs at Toddlah when he's suckin on Deputy Ryans Caulk
so Ryans says dis then forces both bois heads down to his crotch area.Later he puts his bois in a headlock and forces dem to listen to his campfire song played on his acoustic guitar!
Jerred:HaHa Todd you gay fag!
Ryans: Shup boi cuz yer next!
Jerred:(gulp)
Ryans:Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaah Boi! Jimmy sucks cock and I don't care.............(singing songs)
by spazz13 November 5, 2004
mugGet the Shup boi! Cuz yer next!mug.

Gay Hitch Hiker

Ryans:LOOOKIE who it is! It's dem damn bois! Cum on Gay Hitch Hiker lets make dem bois suck on dis caulk!
Daly:OK Sir I'll git da camera!
Ryans:Hey Todddlah! Hey JerRed! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSuck on dis Caulk!
by spazz13 November 5, 2004
mugGet the Gay Hitch Hikermug.

Gay Sugar Daddy

Deputy Ryans pop. Also his nickname
Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No it's the Gay Sugar Daddy! Suck on dis caulk bois !
by spazz13 November 5, 2004
mugGet the Gay Sugar Daddymug.

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