Toddlah

Deputy Ryans favorite blonde headed boi. when he and his Friend Jerred go campin in the woodz,Deputy Ryans finds dem and forces dem to suck da caulk.

Toddlah:I am an innocent boi! I hope a gay cop doesn't cum and rape me!
Ryans:Never fear! Deputy Ryans is here ......SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSuck on dis caulk bois!

by spazz13 November 10, 2004

Gay Sugar Daddy

Deputy Ryans pop. Also his nickname

Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No it's the Gay Sugar Daddy! Suck on dis caulk bois !

by spazz13 November 05, 2004

Ron Jeremy

Suck my Dick!
-Ron Jeremy

Suck my dick!
-Ron Jeremy

by spazz13 November 23, 2004

Wanna spend da nite in jail?

When dem bois won't cooperate, Ryans threatens to make dem spend da nie in jail wit Bubba Franks!

Ryans: Damn it bois Suck on dis caulk boi!
Toddlah: no!
Ryans: Wanna spend da nite in jail?
Bubba: Wit me Bubba!
Toddlah: Oh My GAWD NO! ( Starts suckin caulk)!

by spazz13 November 05, 2004

cock fries

when you take a piss while grabbing
yer dick then grabbin fries and puttin them in your mouth without washing your hands

Joe Schmo works at a burger joint. He took a leak on a dumpster cuz some fat bastard cloged up the toilet.He forgot to wash his hands and he took a big helpin of fries and put em in his mouth!

by Spazz13 November 24, 2004

My Woodz!

Deputy Ryans Sez dis when he finds dem bois campin on his private property!

Ryans: Bois Deeez r My Woodz! Day belong 2 me! dere mine! Quit campin out on my private property! Git on yer
god damn knees!Shut da fuck up bois!Suck on dis fuckin caulk!
Bois:(Gulp)

by spazz13 November 05, 2004

Ford

A piece of fuckin shit.people who drive them are dumbasses.

Fix
or
repair
daily

Found
on
road
dead

Fucked
over
rebuilt
dodge

Fucked
on
race
day

People who drive fords are dumbasses and will crash and burn and rot in hell! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTCH!

by spazz13 November 12, 2004