Suck the chrome off a bumper

A particularly hard, masterful blowjob.

Man, the chick I was with last night could suck the chrome off a bumper!

Suck the chrome off a bumper by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

bumperfucker 

Someone who does not respect the safe and proper distance between automobiles. Known as a
(1)tailgaiter or
(2)reverse tailgaiter.

(1) You are driving on the highway, in the slow lane, and your cruise is set at 55. There is no one around. A car gets on the highway behind you and quickly accelerates to 65. He is soon on your tail, and could easily pass you, but instead he rides your ass for the next 5 miles. What a bumperfucker! Probably a 35 year old man in a large SUV.

(2) You are driving on the highway, in the slow lane, and your cruise is set at 55. There are lots of cars whizzing past you in the fast lane. There is no one behind you for half a mile. You are coming up to a green light at an intersection. Then some "possum" who is sitting at the red light perpendicular to you decides to make a right turn onto the highway directly in front of you traveling at 5 mph. This is a (reverse) bumperfucker. Probably an 80 year old woman in a Buick.

bumperfucker by Enzo Ferrari May 30, 2006

Bumper to bumper 

Homosexual intercourse; referring to lesbian vaginal sex.

Jackie and Stacy were going bumper to bumper last night...and by that, I don't mean their cars.

Bumper to bumper by randomlysmart April 14, 2014

chin bumpers 

Testicles, especially when receiving oral sex.

My chin bumpers were sore after the bitch gave me head for an hour

chin bumpers by djslut September 20, 2005

bumping nasties 

Sex, as in thrusting two hairy, smelly parts of the body into each other till gooey liquids spurt out.

We were bumping nasties all night man, she was looser than my ass after an all you can eat mexican buffet!

bumping nasties by Anonymous May 28, 2003

bumping stinkies 

The act of having sex with foul smelling reproductive organs.

After a hard workout, both Mary and John were bumping stinkies despite not having taken a shower first.

bumping stinkies by PaulJohnson October 3, 2008

Shadow Bumping 

When on an online car game your player is at a delay causing your car to hit other players when you didn't hit them or you hit a car that isn't there anymore.

Man, this game has so much shadow bumping. I keep hitting players!

Shadow Bumping by Hayase June 21, 2021