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The Joneses 

A faceless family thought to be socially and/or financially prosperous; poor folks try to emulate them.
"We livin' off mud pies and piss water, and you spend our life savings on a sable coat?" (20 MINUTES OF HO-SLAPPING COMMENCES). "Bitch, quit trying to keep up with the Joneses."
The Joneses by sexie chocolate October 14, 2004

Jonesied 

A term that describes the mental and/or physical paralysis of an individual after consuming marijuana.
“Want another toke mate?”
“No chance mate I’m absolutely jonesied”
Jonesied by Dankmems69 October 18, 2018

joneseyed 

the act of getting incredibly high on any drug known to man, the act of getting joneseyed is normally followed by one of the following; sexual encounters, black outs, gang fights, weird injuries, intoxicated phone calls, or death. this word is derived from the man known as c. jones, who partakes in these activities every day of his life.
"yo we gon' get joneseyed tonight"-50 cent
"hell yeah c jones is supplying"-lloyd banks
joneseyed by cjonesfan1 March 7, 2007

keep up with the Joneses 

Basically, it's an expression used to symbolize jealousy across the neighborhood and the need to keep up with each other. It's usually just technology, but the subject can be changed to lawnmowers, cars, etc.
Sometime in 2001...
Joseph: Dad! May I have the PS2?
Dad: No, you still have your Nintendo 64, right?
Joseph: It can play DVD's.
Dad: Okay, be prepared, I'll drive you to the Best Buy.
Dad, this time on his mind: I'll have to keep up with the Joneses!
a person that needs, wants, and takes everything all the time.
He just borrowed twenty dollars, what a joneser.
joneser by Will August 19, 2003

longing for a place or desire for a type of food. Missing something
I've got the Joneses for fried chicken
I've got the Joneses for New York
joneses by cheryl August 20, 2003