Possibly the most badass Asian man in the modern history of the world.
Also a Cantopop star, an actor, a stuntman and a loving father.
Bet you didn't see that coming?
Also a Cantopop star, an actor, a stuntman and a loving father.
Bet you didn't see that coming?
Malcolm: Who's your favorite actor?
Jake: Jackie Chan.
Malcolm: He's my favorite star too!
Jake: Hell yeah!
(And that's how they became best friends.)
Jake: Jackie Chan.
Malcolm: He's my favorite star too!
Jake: Hell yeah!
(And that's how they became best friends.)
by ilikeguns:) March 30, 2020
SOME SHITTY MATH COURSE. THEY WILL KILL YOU FROM THE INSIDE THEN FROM THE OUTSIDE. I AM DOING KUMON RIGHT THIS MOMENT BECAUSE I NEED HELP PLEASE HELP AH OH GOD FUCK NOOOOOOOO
by ilikeguns:) October 06, 2020
The Xbox is a range of video game consoles made by Microsoft. The first console released in 2001, which gave the Playstation 2 several months to dominate the market. In 2005, the Xbox 360 launched. It was a superior console for a while, since the Playstation 3 had a processor so hard to program, developers mad games for the 360 instead. This console is prone to overheating, which caused the venerable Red Ring of Death. In 2013, the Xbox One released. People trashed on it, due to it's generic design and it's marketing. Altough hated at first, the Xbox One started gaining traction due to it's later versions. In December of 2019, Microsoft announced the Xbox Series X. This became pure meme material due to it's vertical box design.
"Hey, do you game on Playstation or Xbox?"
"Both of them, I would stay away from PC though, I don't want my computer to be obsolete every 5 years."
"Ok."
"Both of them, I would stay away from PC though, I don't want my computer to be obsolete every 5 years."
"Ok."
by ilikeguns:) October 06, 2020
Gulai is an Indonesian dish that contains meat (usually chicken, beef, offal or mutton) or vegetables (mostly unripe jackfruit, cassava leaves, and banana stem) covered in a sort of sauce similar to curry. The gulai commonly has a thick consistency with a yellowish colour because of the addition of ground turmeric. An example of gulai can be found in the GIF I have included below.
by ilikeguns:) June 22, 2022
Basically, it's an expression used to symbolize jealousy across the neighborhood and the need to keep up with each other. It's usually just technology, but the subject can be changed to lawnmowers, cars, etc.
Sometime in 2001...
Joseph: Dad! May I have the PS2?
Dad: No, you still have your Nintendo 64, right?
Joseph: It can play DVD's.
Dad: Okay, be prepared, I'll drive you to the Best Buy.
Dad, this time on his mind: I'll have to keep up with the Joneses!
Joseph: Dad! May I have the PS2?
Dad: No, you still have your Nintendo 64, right?
Joseph: It can play DVD's.
Dad: Okay, be prepared, I'll drive you to the Best Buy.
Dad, this time on his mind: I'll have to keep up with the Joneses!
by ilikeguns:) November 11, 2020
Open PS2 Loader, aka OPL is a piece of software used in conjunction with Free Mcboot. It is used as a way to play games from an USB drive, internal HDD, or from a network.
Michael: Hey, is that a PS2?
Luis: Sure it is!
Michael: Lemme guess, modded?
Luis: Got FMCB and Open PS2 Loader in there.
Luis: Sure it is!
Michael: Lemme guess, modded?
Luis: Got FMCB and Open PS2 Loader in there.
by ilikeguns:) September 25, 2020
A band consisting of 4 men: Freddie Mercury, Roger Taylor, Brian May and John Deacon. They specialize in opera rock and easily one of the most British things.
A decent man: Have you ever heard of Queen? Their music is pretty good!
A dumb ass koreaboo: Ugh, BTS IS SO MUCH BETTER!
A decent man:( Instantly smacks his laptop against the koreaboo )
A dumb ass koreaboo: Ugh, BTS IS SO MUCH BETTER!
A decent man:( Instantly smacks his laptop against the koreaboo )
by ilikeguns:) March 29, 2020