ilikeguns:)'s definitions

Jackie Chan

Possibly the most badass Asian man in the modern history of the world.
Also a Cantopop star, an actor, a stuntman and a loving father.
Bet you didn't see that coming?

Malcolm: Who's your favorite actor?
Jake: Jackie Chan.
Malcolm: He's my favorite star too!
Jake: Hell yeah!
(And that's how they became best friends.)

by ilikeguns:) March 30, 2020

eraser

something made out of rubber or vinyl designed to remove graphite from paper

you always need an eraser in school

by ilikeguns:) August 1, 2021

Virtualbox

Virtualbox is a virtual machine software made by Oracle, the owners of Java. Its main competitor is VMWare. Virtualbox can run any OS you'd like using a virtual machine.

technewb:"what vm software should i use"
vmexpert:"vmware or virtualbox"

by ilikeguns:) February 22, 2021

Kumon

SOME SHITTY MATH COURSE. THEY WILL KILL YOU FROM THE INSIDE THEN FROM THE OUTSIDE. I AM DOING KUMON RIGHT THIS MOMENT BECAUSE I NEED HELP PLEASE HELP AH OH GOD FUCK NOOOOOOOO

Mike: "hey can i have a gun"
Quiet kid: "sure, why?"
mike: "Kumon."
quiet kid: "oh."

by ilikeguns:) October 6, 2020

bully

1. an insecure asshole who thinks it is funny to make fun of people. like seriously, schools suck at making this subject matter. if you get bullied, kick their genitals, they deserve it.
2. a nice game made by Rockstar back when GTA online doesn't exist, therefore making Rockstar still a/one of the most passionate game developer(s)

1. "uncle jack, i kicked the bully in his balls"

"well that's nice."
2. "hey you still have that copy of bully"

"yeah"

by ilikeguns:) October 6, 2020

water

just some liquid a lot of animals and humans need to survive apparently

it's a common belief that you should drink 8-10 glasses of water a day

by ilikeguns:) August 1, 2021

Pindad

Pindad is an Indonesian weapons company that produces the P1, a licensed Browning Hi-Power clone. They are also known for their small arms, military vehicles, and electrical generators.

"I went to Indonesia and shot some guns from Pindad. They're actually decent."

by ilikeguns:) January 9, 2022