Definitions by ilikeguns:)

Gulai 

Gulai is an Indonesian dish that contains meat (usually chicken, beef, offal or mutton) or vegetables (mostly unripe jackfruit, cassava leaves, and banana stem) covered in a sort of sauce similar to curry. The gulai commonly has a thick consistency with a yellowish colour because of the addition of ground turmeric. An example of gulai can be found in the GIF I have included below.

"I like eating chicken gulai.", Umar said to his coworker.

Gulai by ilikeguns:) June 22, 2022

Pindad 

Pindad is an Indonesian weapons company that produces the P1, a licensed Browning Hi-Power clone. They are also known for their small arms, military vehicles, and electrical generators.

"I went to Indonesia and shot some guns from Pindad. They're actually decent."

Pindad by ilikeguns:) January 9, 2022

eraser 

something made out of rubber or vinyl designed to remove graphite from paper

you always need an eraser in school

eraser by ilikeguns:) August 1, 2021

water 

just some liquid a lot of animals and humans need to survive apparently

it's a common belief that you should drink 8-10 glasses of water a day

water by ilikeguns:) August 1, 2021

Dream

1. a sensation you experience when you are sleeping
2. a person who leads an army of annoying 14 year old twitter girls

1." Holy shit, last night, I dreamed of fucking my crush"
2. "Jesus Christ, I hate those Dream stans"

Dream by ilikeguns:) March 24, 2021

Virtualbox 

Virtualbox is a virtual machine software made by Oracle, the owners of Java. Its main competitor is VMWare. Virtualbox can run any OS you'd like using a virtual machine.

technewb:"what vm software should i use"
vmexpert:"vmware or virtualbox"

Virtualbox by ilikeguns:) February 22, 2021

keep up with the Joneses 

Basically, it's an expression used to symbolize jealousy across the neighborhood and the need to keep up with each other. It's usually just technology, but the subject can be changed to lawnmowers, cars, etc.

Sometime in 2001...
Joseph: Dad! May I have the PS2?
Dad: No, you still have your Nintendo 64, right?
Joseph: It can play DVD's.
Dad: Okay, be prepared, I'll drive you to the Best Buy.
Dad, this time on his mind: I'll have to keep up with the Joneses!

keep up with the Joneses by ilikeguns:) November 10, 2020