condolulations

an expression of joy in the success or good fortune of another combined with an expression of sympathy to someone who is experiencing pain arising from death, deep mental anguish, or misfortune.

Someone tells you they are having a baby but you are not sure that they meant/want to be pregnant: "I would like to offer my deepest condolulations"

condolulations by blamo54 December 19, 2012

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Condomplation

The process of deciding whether or not to use a condom.

Dude 1: "So did you wear a rubber last night?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude but it was a tough choice, I was stuck in condomplation for a good five minutes."

Condomplation by ToxSick133 December 8, 2012

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Condomium

Used condom filled with helium

If the groom's friends supply enough used condoms, they may be able to make enough condomiums to lift the flower girl into the air.

Condomium by Dictotater December 24, 2013

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condomologist

Someone who doesn’t study condoms but buys several packages or boxes of condoms of different sizes and brands to test the feel of each individual condom on their dick.

Jack recently became a condomologist and practiced in his bedroom.

condomologist by unknown ept March 28, 2019