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Braingasm
When you find out some unknown piece of information, and you feel a rush of Intellectual glee. Related to intellectual masturbation, and Brain Jizzing
Braingasm by Seth-The-All-Powerfull June 1, 2010
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Brainwaving
Brainwaving by rperazag May 23, 2010
Trainwashed
Being heavily influenced by a coked-out half-man-half-ape-half-stimulant content creator to spread the addiction of gambling to your underage audience through obvious lies and manipulation.
Man did you see that Adderall squirrel pVc got trainwashed into actually thinking that he's not advertising an unhealthy addiction to a massively influential audience for exuberant amounts of money? Yeah he pretends like it's not painfully clear that he's just a douche bag degenerative gambler.
Trainwashed by ConcernedCitizen72 June 21, 2023
beta male brainwashing
n.
Indoctrinating a susceptible male to crave an inferior sexual role through pornographic audio, video, images, and literature. The first step is convincing him that he is beta (β) while most of his peers are Alpha (α). Then, by justifying and fetishizing the "Alpha fucks beta bucks" axiom, he is persuaded to understand and embrace his beta status.
α β Dogma
1. αbove, βelow
Proper pecking order in human society & natural selection
2. αhead, βehind
In board room or bedroom, confident α dominates, insecure β submits
4. α stud, β dud
If comparing body, face, penis size, sexual skill / stamina, etc, α winner, β loser
5. α pussy magnet, β pussy repellent
- α pheromones make pussy wet to aid in penetration & insemination
- β pheromones are pussy desiccants that impede penetration & thicken cervical mucus
6. α gets the thrill, β foots the bill
- α gives nothing & gets pleased
- β gives everything & gets teased
7. α sticks it, β licks it
- α goal to get his dick wet
- β goal to give unreciprocated oral sex
8. α breeds, β feeds
In reproduction, males seek quantity, females seek quality. Wise women find a witting (or unwitting) beta male provider before or after procreating with an Alpha.
9. α pokes, β strokes
Never any reason for α to masturbate or β to penetrate
10. α gets sucked, β gets cucked
- women love giving blowjobs if male is α not β
- α receives oral, β watches or gives
It's called brainwashing because the above statements are controversial.
Indoctrinating a susceptible male to crave an inferior sexual role through pornographic audio, video, images, and literature. The first step is convincing him that he is beta (β) while most of his peers are Alpha (α). Then, by justifying and fetishizing the "Alpha fucks beta bucks" axiom, he is persuaded to understand and embrace his beta status.
α β Dogma
1. αbove, βelow
Proper pecking order in human society & natural selection
2. αhead, βehind
In board room or bedroom, confident α dominates, insecure β submits
4. α stud, β dud
If comparing body, face, penis size, sexual skill / stamina, etc, α winner, β loser
5. α pussy magnet, β pussy repellent
- α pheromones make pussy wet to aid in penetration & insemination
- β pheromones are pussy desiccants that impede penetration & thicken cervical mucus
6. α gets the thrill, β foots the bill
- α gives nothing & gets pleased
- β gives everything & gets teased
7. α sticks it, β licks it
- α goal to get his dick wet
- β goal to give unreciprocated oral sex
8. α breeds, β feeds
In reproduction, males seek quantity, females seek quality. Wise women find a witting (or unwitting) beta male provider before or after procreating with an Alpha.
9. α pokes, β strokes
Never any reason for α to masturbate or β to penetrate
10. α gets sucked, β gets cucked
- women love giving blowjobs if male is α not β
- α receives oral, β watches or gives
It's called brainwashing because the above statements are controversial.
After years of watching, hearing, and reading beta male brainwashing, I'm only attracted to a woman if she's the type that will happily use me for my time and money but never have sex with me.
beta male brainwashing by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 19, 2021
Brainache
A condition under which the sufferer's brain physically aches. The brain shuts down normal functions and refuses to work with you to achieve anything.
Leads to confusion, inertia, drowsiness, blank staring, unresponsiveness, nonsensical gibberings, numbness of the senses, difficulty in forming or grasping simple thoughts and concepts and immobilisation of the body.
Commonly a result of overindulgence in intoxicants of various forms, lack of sleep and/or workaholism.
Leads to confusion, inertia, drowsiness, blank staring, unresponsiveness, nonsensical gibberings, numbness of the senses, difficulty in forming or grasping simple thoughts and concepts and immobilisation of the body.
Commonly a result of overindulgence in intoxicants of various forms, lack of sleep and/or workaholism.
E.g
Person one: Heya, how're you today?
Sufferer: uhhhhh
Person one: Whats up? Are you ok?
Sufferer: uhhh errrr brainache... meh
Person one: Heya, how're you today?
Sufferer: uhhhhh
Person one: Whats up? Are you ok?
Sufferer: uhhh errrr brainache... meh
Brainache by Spoontastic January 8, 2010
brainwanking
Any intellectual/academic discussion meant more to show off the intelligence of the speaker than to prove a point or educate anyone listening.
Freudian literary criticism is pretty useless, to be honest; eventually they stop talking about literature entirely, in favor of pointless brainwanking.
brainwanking by kiefda03 June 10, 2010