javulate 

Verb- To throw a javelin

Cody javulated 20 ft this weekend at the track meet!

javulate by Christopher Thomas July 28, 2007

e-jaculation 

the act of verbal ego stroking entered into by groups of people who think that taking ecstasy somehow makes them superior to others

(v):“I had to leave the party all the e-tards were e-jaculating all over each other”
(n):“e-jaculation is the e-ville epidemic of our age”

e-jaculation by jedipants September 28, 2003

e-jaculation 

a diatribe often launched by those who don't take ecstacy slating those who do because they don't realise that it's all a matter of choice and neither one decision nor the other is superior

that boring fucker just e-jaculated all over me

e-jaculation by Bob December 11, 2003

jacalate 

when a man makes love explosion

man i jacalated so hard in that beezys nose

jacalate by rico cockwater February 3, 2008

juculate 

nervous behavior i.e. swinging legs, twitching,etc...

Shan, sit still and quit juculating!

juculate by tim October 31, 2003

pantsy jaculation 

Pantsy jaculation is where you blow your wad in your pants.

Can be quite embarrassing in social situations.

When Rolf saw Sandra's perfect nipples pressing against her shirt, he let out a low moan, and a wet stain appeared on the front of his pants.

"Did you just have a pantsy jaculation?" asked Danny.

"Yes!" sobbed Rolf, slinking for the exit.

pantsy jaculation by scodder May 3, 2010

gar-jaculation

The unrestrainable sense of excessive excitement that arises with the prospect of receiving free cigars.

When he told me I had a free cigar coming to me, I had a gar-jaculation!

gar-jaculation by thinkinman February 7, 2018