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Definitions by thinkinman

Bearded clam 

Bearded clam:
A soy boy, white night, male feminist that wears a beard that is immensely disproportionate to his diminished masculinity.
Dude, this 100 lb. guy walked into the cigar shop with skinny jeans, a man bun and a huge beard, what a bearded clam he was!
Bearded clam by thinkinman February 18, 2020

Perfumigated 

Perfumigated: When a person, drenched in cologne or perfume, pollutes the surrounding environment by their very presence or through close personal contact.
I had to leave the room when aunt Mildred walked in drenched in perfume. She absolutely perfumigated the place!
Perfumigated by thinkinman December 23, 2019

Cultural cul de sac 

A person or persons who by their actions, words or utter lack of ethics or morals have denigrated themselves to the bottom of the bag, the cultural cul de sac.
The DNC has reached a new low, they really are the cultural cul de sac of our nation.
Cultural cul de sac by thinkinman October 12, 2018

Femiroids 

The resultant pain in one's anus from dealing with an annoying feminist(s).
Dude, I had a run in with some radical feminists and now I'm suffering from a case of femiroids.
Femiroids by thinkinman May 26, 2018

gar-jaculation

The unrestrainable sense of excessive excitement that arises with the prospect of receiving free cigars.
When he told me I had a free cigar coming to me, I had a gar-jaculation!
gar-jaculation by thinkinman February 7, 2018
FAGG (pronounced Fog)
Fragile As Glass Generation:
Referring to the generation raised by helicopter parents with entitlement issues
that has left the majority of the 20-30 year olds as fragile as glass.
Kids these days are so Fagg, they can't handle anything.
FAGG by thinkinman June 26, 2016