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The longest sports event known to mankind that never gets recognized over the intercom by the principal that stupid whore
Guy: Dude you look super tired
Athlete: I was at a track meet last night dude it lasted until twelve o’clock in the morning, but at least we got first place.

Guy: Wait then why didn’t it get put into morning announcements?
Athlete: Because the principal doesn’t think we’re important

Guy: That whore
by It’s just Zane August 03, 2019
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Sexual intercourse involving track stars (runners, hoes, skeeos, bustdowns, etc.) and multiple males. Also known as a gangsta party, fiasco, train, etc. Derives from the meaning of a runner, or a bitch who gets fucked (ran) by many males.
That bitch liz is a track star, when she gets drunk, niggas be throwin track meets on that pussy
by huSTLa June 05, 2006
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Any situation in life where a person who has so bad a case of acne, it looks like their face was repeatedly hit with the sole of a track spike.
It looks like there was a track meet here today, look at that girl's face.
by jlog88 March 07, 2006
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