e-jaculation 

the act of verbal ego stroking entered into by groups of people who think that taking ecstasy somehow makes them superior to others

(v):“I had to leave the party all the e-tards were e-jaculating all over each other”
(n):“e-jaculation is the e-ville epidemic of our age”

e-jaculation by jedipants September 28, 2003

e-jaculation 

a diatribe often launched by those who don't take ecstacy slating those who do because they don't realise that it's all a matter of choice and neither one decision nor the other is superior

that boring fucker just e-jaculated all over me

e-jaculation by Bob December 11, 2003

premature e-jaculation 

a message that you prematurely fired off via email or the Internet that you regret sending later

I had a premature e-jaculation when I sent an email to my boss giving him a piece of my mind.

premature e-jaculation by Boss Brian June 3, 2009

E-joculation 

Joclation - joking
E-joculation - Joking online.
E-Joculating - to joke online.
Especially when a person uses a lot of LoL's as a response.

That guy was a real comedian, everybody in the channel E-Joculated all over the screen!

E-joculation by Arthur Wolf July 6, 2003

E-joculation 

the act of verbal ego stroking entered into by groups of people who think that taking ecstasy somehow makes them superior to others

(v):“I had to leave the party all the e-tards e-jaculating all over each other was making me ill”
(n):“e-jaculation is the e-ville epidemic of our age”

E-joculation by jedipants September 28, 2003

Ejaculation salt

The Korean name for Incineroar, a wrestling Pokemon and also the 69th unique fighter in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Ejaculation salt has the best final smash in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Ejaculation salt by Doosin January 20, 2019

Mental Ejaculation of Joy 

When your mind and body becomes so overwhelmed with such ecstatic joy while delivering the father of the groom speech that you yell out at the end "I'm having a mental ejaculation of joy" and then drop the mic.

Aka Poe.

This wedding makes me so happy It's a mental ejaculation of joy

Mental Ejaculation of Joy by S.Poe April 24, 2017