e-jaculation

the act of verbal ego stroking entered into by groups of people who think that taking ecstasy somehow makes them superior to others
(v):“I had to leave the party all the e-tards were e-jaculating all over each other”
(n):“e-jaculation is the e-ville epidemic of our age”
by jedipants September 28, 2003
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e-jaculation

a diatribe often launched by those who don't take ecstacy slating those who do because they don't realise that it's all a matter of choice and neither one decision nor the other is superior
that boring fucker just e-jaculated all over me
by Bob December 11, 2003
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E-jaculate

What you do while watching porn on the internet
I just E-jaculated just before the cops broke the door down
by fuckidunno October 01, 2011
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premature e-jaculation

a message that you prematurely fired off via email or the Internet that you regret sending later
I had a premature e-jaculation when I sent an email to my boss giving him a piece of my mind.
by Boss Brian June 03, 2009
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