vodka afterglow

1) a state of being that resembles chemical impairment in which life is good because it sucks and pain does not exist.....till the next morning

2) feeling you get after consuming a glorious amount of vodka without a hangover or vomiting

3) drunk

" After her b/f broke up with her, she sang and danced like a whore...clearly in total Vodka Afterglow."

"The guy that just tripped over your car was in total vodka afterglow."

vodka afterglow by Ali Butz July 27, 2008

Afterbate 

The akward moments after you masturbate and you clean up the jizz, put your clothes back on, think about how fucked up you are, etc...

Jack: "yo I just walked in on tom wiping his cock with tissues"
Tim: "ugh you saw him afterbate

Afterbate by M193 January 22, 2014

Afterclown 

The clean-up after some clown fucked sometjing up, or clowned the job. To clean up after some clown.

"Who fucked up the car?" He asked.
"My friend said he was a Mechanic" she replied.
"Great. I'll have to take it to the shop for an afterclown. Nice job." He said angerly.

Afterclown by toytechken October 18, 2014

Pass Out After Drinking Caffeine Syndrome 

POADCS(Pass Out After Drinking Caffeine Syndrome) a well-known silly syndrome in Mystic Messenger discovered by Cheritz. 00000111 00000000 000001111.

This syndrome originated from Long-cat island in 1xxx.
The island has a lot of natural coffee beans and the disease sprung up when a cow ate the beans.
After eating too many coffee beans the cow passed out in 3 seconds 2. 00000111 00000000 00000111 is awesome.

Another cow who was in love with the cow also got the disease. How?
We’ll never know. That is still a mystery.

I am just writing random BS to mock Yoosung.
Thanks to cows and my imagination.

Contents
1. Early life of the passed out Cow
1.1 Calf
1.2 First girlfriend
2. Professional career of the Cow
2.1 being milked
2.2 Self employed bean searcher

Yoosung has Pass Out After Drinking Caffeine Syndrome.

Pass Out After Drinking Caffeine Syndrome by godd707 February 6, 2022

Afterdibs 

Calling dibs on a girl/boy to date them after they break up or are broken up with by their current boyfriend/girlfriend.

"Man she's so fine!!!! Too bad she's got a boyfriend"

"Yeah I hear ya, well I got afterdibs on that"

Afterdibs by Fingerling000 September 21, 2009

why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet 

wasn't me

well it was foocking one of yaz
DISGUSTANG
why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet- youtube

why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet by im in school right now no joke May 9, 2019

afterblow 

The phase of a blowjob which takes place during and/or immediately after ejaculation, during which the head and glans of the receiver's penis are most sensitive, providing optimal conditions for additional stimulation.

She left you hanging after the facial? No afterblow?? You should dump her, man.

afterblow by Buttcheeks_McGee November 4, 2010