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Squaping 

To vape with female ejaculate. Simply wring out the sheets and decant into your atomiser tank. Whack up the voltage and away you go! Experiment with various blends if you're feeling adventurous.
"So yeah man, I met Charlotte the Harlot the other week. She squirted like a fucking fountain on my fags, so she said I could borrow her vape if I smoked her juices !!! So we sat squaping together . Totally hot !!"
Squaping by HarlotAndIdiot November 16, 2017
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squiding 

Sexual act involving the insertion of the testes and semi-limp penis into said vagina.
I fucked so long I had no choice but to go squiding last night.
squiding by delusional in Tx December 27, 2009

Squaring 

When the fluids from a squirting female are collected and poured back inside of her.

In math, the inverse of a "sqrt" (square root) is a square (x^2). It then follows that to undo a "sqrt'ing", you must perform "squaring."
"I don't know, squirting seems gross to me."
'Just do some squaring afterwards, it cancels out!'
Squaring by labazZz June 26, 2018

squating a grumpy 

when one defecates. i.e. taking a crap.
Yo, i'm squating a grumpy.

Squiding 

The of vigorously jerking ones soft or un erected penis
Derrick was squiding nervously as he patiently waited for his turn on the glory hole
Squiding by Choosy malone February 15, 2020

Safety-squaring

The act of discarding the first square of toilet paper while in a bathroom. This removes the outside chance that the last patron touched that piece while removing toilet paper for his own use. This becomes especially important when using a public restroom. Also can be referred to as s-squared.
"Hey man, you better practice safety-squaring when you're done in there."

"Of course I s-squared, what do you think I am?"
Safety-squaring by UWbadgers16 February 18, 2009

Squaring 

Me: ALEX! Where were you? I was waiting for you.
Alex: I was at the bathroom
Me: 20 MINUTES????? Sounds like you were squaring

Alex: my stomach hurt a little after all that food 🤷 ♂️
Squaring by Bobby 😂 February 12, 2020