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Squaping 

To vape with female ejaculate. Simply wring out the sheets and decant into your atomiser tank. Whack up the voltage and away you go! Experiment with various blends if you're feeling adventurous.
"So yeah man, I met Charlotte the Harlot the other week. She squirted like a fucking fountain on my fags, so she said I could borrow her vape if I smoked her juices !!! So we sat squaping together . Totally hot !!"
Squaping by HarlotAndIdiot November 16, 2017
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squaping 

The act of putting yogurt into your anus with the intent of expelling into your partners mouth. Multiple flavours can be used, pudding may also be an option but there is not documentation of it being used.
'my girlfriend and I tried squaping this weekend, I was pleasantly surprised'
squaping by Slygal88 November 28, 2015

squating cobra 

a pose for a naked G.I. JOE barbie doll. arms out, legs spead, holding a pencil
dude look his G.I. joe is in the squating cobra position!
squating cobra by sryrudczad May 26, 2010

Squading 

The act of using Facebook for the sole purpose of participating in the group page Basshead Squad
"The only time i'm on Facebook is when i'm Squading."
Squading by SQUADPITMASTER January 29, 2015

Short Squaring 

Using less than the typically requisite amount of toilet paper because on an impending outage.
I'm having to short square it with two squares per ass wipe because my roommate won't go to the store.

I think my ass is shitty because I'm short squaring it until my parents bring toiletries this weekend.
Short Squaring by Jimmy Garr February 2, 2009

squabing 

1. the act of wanting to fight or mug another person. 2. being ghetto enough to beef on someone
You wanna go squabing?

Yea sure
(fist punching)
squabing by Jonh Cena December 27, 2010
When your running the streets with the squad popping bottles
Me and the boys were squapin last week

Chris and I were squapin on the 4th of July
squapin by Skippydinglechalk69 February 4, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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