sponging poons 

Bodyboarders who can not get a female mate. They find their pleasure in spooning other male spongers. They also like to take pictures of themselves and say they just landed a trick, but saying the camera was too slow to get it, hence, the added word poon

Dustin and Brandon are sponging poons, after an exhausting day of kicking their fins and bitching about girls beating them, they go home to undress and spoon in the bed, often watching Queer Eye For The Straight Guy.

sponging poons by Ashley June 5, 2004

Splooging 

To ejaculate with some force on your partner but at close range as to make the smacking sound as the cum hits her.

He stood up in the spa and finished by splooging all over her waiting lips and face.

Splooging by Val Paraiso May 6, 2006

spergling

A tiny aspergers whiner.

That damned spergling wont shut up!

spergling by DunAsk November 3, 2015

Spoobing 

Spooning with hand on boob.

"Johnny needs to get laid." "Nah, he just needs a good spoobing."

Spoobing by Spoobinator December 22, 2009

Hate-Spooging 

The act of ejaculating on someone's face in malice, usually when they are unconscious, to shame them forever.

Mike had been an ass all week, so I got back at him by hate-spooging all over his face while he was sleeping.

Hate-Spooging by Frustrated Worker December 23, 2010

Snookling 

having sex with someone, after you have convinced them you are just going to snuggle.

Grandma said no snookling while watching tv

Snookling by Grandma Banks March 31, 2012

Email spoofing 

The email version of a prank call.

There is a prank website where you email spoofing someone's email address.

Email spoofing by GKDR2 March 3, 2019