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violently masturbating 

Niall Horan from One Direction was caught violently masturbating in Tokyo.
"Of all the boy band members I can't believe Niall was the one caught violently masturbating."

maskerbating 

maskerbating - Wearing a COVID-19 mask while driving in your car alone or walking outside alone. Go do it into the privacy of your home.
I saw somebody maskerbating in their car with the windows up, and a COVID-19 mask strapped tightly onto their face.
maskerbating by Crackerguy June 10, 2020

Masturbating Monkey

Gay monkey that sits in the zoo cage, shows you its dick and then jacks of to your kidz standin at the window staring at them.
Q: Mummy, what's that monkey doing?
A: Never mind. Now Tonianne get away from that window and lets go to the lion cage now.
Masturbating Monkey by Sarah April 1, 2004

Masturbating

Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.

Can also be accompanied by watching/reading/listening to arousing material e.g Porn, films, novels...

No matter what your gender/age/race, people masturbate. Some people do it everyday and more, some people do it when they don't have a sexual partner (these people are in the minority).

Female: Either stroking/rubbing, caressing (vigorously or not) the clitoris, or using long, phallic like objects to insert inside the vagina, and rubbing it back and forth.

Male: Stroking, rubbing, caressing, apparently also 'slapping' the erect penis.
I started masturbating since when 12 (yeah, I'm sure you wanted to know that) since then I have masturbated at least once a day, I am female.
Masturbating by Na May 6, 2004

Masturbating

When somebody pleasures themself by touching their gentital area
Jodie was really really horny, so she went online to search for some naked men.. The internet was down.
'SHIT!' She screamed.
Luckily her parents were out, so she walked upstairs and put on a skimpy bra and thong. She stood infront of her long mirror and started feeling her boobs, she thought this looked really sexy so she riped her bra off and started jiggling her boobs around whilst rubbing them vigourously.

Then she started feeling up and down her panties, she felt her pussy hotting up, so she ripped off her pants and threw her legs open, in the mirror she could see her dripping wet pussy, which made her scream in delight! She wanted to pleasure it SO much that she imagined channing tatum rubbing his dick allover her pussy, so she began to vigourously rub it up and down, cum stuck to her fingers and she gasped and moaned at the sight of her own hand touching her pussy, she imagined him thrusting his dick into her and she dug her middle finger deep down into her g-spot, she moaned she screamed she gasped, she was in love with herself. So she masturbated herself, damn she loved masturbating
Masturbating by Dannybloomshield August 20, 2013

Masturbating Man in Pompei

This man saw the world around him becoming ash and fire, but still decided to crank one out. A fucking legend
Man One - Who's Your Hero?
Man Two - Masturbating Man In Pompei
Man One - Oh shit