douchelord 

1.Person/s that demonstrates all the qualities of being a douche so well, they could in fact be a deity among douches.
2.The lord and messiah of all douches.

that guy is one douchelord

douchelord by Nev October 29, 2004

DoucheDyke 

- A dyke that has many unfavorable charateristics of a man; also thinks that they can have any girl in the world even though they look like something straight out of seaworld.

DoucheDyke: "hey baby, let's go back to my crib and f*ck"

Femme: "no thanks"

DoucheDyke: "you weren't that fine anyway"

DoucheDyke by robbindahood August 10, 2010

douchelganger 

The douchebag version of yourself; someone who resembles you, but is a douchebag. (From the slang "DOUCHEbag" + the German "doppelGANGER" meaning someone who resembles someone else.)

Tyrone is a great guy; Robbie looks like Tyrone, but Robbie is a douchebag. Robbie is Tyrone's douchelganger.

douchelganger by alex2000 May 24, 2009

DoucheLander 

The Ultimate Douche bag. There can be only One.

After Jody decapitated Paul, he was struck by lightning and declared The Ultimate Douchelander.

DoucheLander by The Only Douchelander October 3, 2009

douchelick 

A word to further describe how disgusting or filthy you find someone by infering that they would, in fact, lick a douchebag or drink the used solution.

"For the last time, shut the fuck up douchlick."

douchelick by Sikk July 19, 2005

doucheland 

German name for what we call Germany

Doucheland is inhabited by what we call Krauts, or douches

doucheland by andy1 February 25, 2006

Doucheldork 

A famous city in Germany (where people and dorks both douche)

Next time you visit Germany, make sure you don't miss out on Doucheldork

Doucheldork by andy1 January 15, 2006