Sweeping the Roof

A job Sweeping the Roof is a no show job. Essentially you don't have to go in because who's going to check or know if you've swept the roof.

My uncle Joey got me a job 9-5 sweeping the roof over on W 32nd Street.

Sweeping the Roof by Fcpcool August 29, 2019

sweeping declaration 

A broad, and life-changing statement popularized by Marshall Erikson from How I Met Your Mother.

SWEEPING DECLARATION!!!! I AM NEVER GETTING DRUNK AGAIN!

sweeping declaration by Tonight we dance June 10, 2014

sweepings 

Sweepings: The scraps, leavings, hand-me-downs, things tossed aside as the quality stuff is grabbed up at sales. Junk.

Allie and her friend Brenda waited all night to get into the store with the Grand Opening mega-sale. As they were scrunched through the door the mob rushed right through them and by the time they could get the clothes they dreamed of - all that was left were torn & dirty things that were either way too small or large enough to use as a tent. Scraps and pieces of clothing littered the floors, trampled and raggedly filthy junk.

Well Bren, looks like were stuck with the sweepings.

sweepings by Century25 September 30, 2013

street sweeping 

When the night out is over and you are trying to find any girl to bring home

last night I was downtown and and there was no cute girl so I decided to go street sweeping and find any girl I could to bring back to my house

street sweeping by doitlikeshehot February 3, 2010

Thigh-Sheeting 

A sexual act, usually performed by male virgins, whereby they incorrectly slide their penis between the woman's thigh and bedsheet, and think they are having vaginal intercourse

"This bloke thought he was inside me, but he was thigh-sheeting. I let him have it"

Thigh-Sheeting by Gus123 August 5, 2015

Sweating like a priest in a playground! 

This term has been going around due to the large amount of pressure and exposure on the Catholic church and there attempts to cover up and shelter the pedophiles and child molesters over the years...

"Christ mick! this exercise is killing me, need to stop for a rest.... I know Tom im Sweating like a priest in a playground!"

Sweating like a priest in a playground! by gemineye7 April 3, 2010

pig sweating 

Sweating incredibly bad while doing absolutely no physical activity.

Oh My Dad, when we were rollin' monster bed last nite, I was straight up pig sweating.

pig sweating by K49 December 14, 2009