declaration 

An announcement.

The declaration of our baby.

declaration by Aria Anonymous May 30, 2016

Declaration of War 

When you set the lock screen on your school computer to chocolate milk but the person who uses the computer in the period after you sets it to regular milk.

"I didn't want it to have to come to this, but your heinous acts have left me no choice. What you have presented me is a Declaration of War."

Declaration of War by Chifutakushi February 12, 2020

Declaration of Independence 

Filing for divorce.

The legal document recognized on July 4, 1776 in Philadelphia by the Continental Congress and signed by many of our founding fathers, announcing a seccesion of the 13 Colonies from Great Britain. It is the event by which we celebrate Independence Day.

The Declaration of Independence was probably the single-most important document that changed the world as we know it.

Declaration of Independence by [e-mail] August 21, 2007

declaration of war 

once again there's a threat to our world - a rebel against peace! His name: EREN JAEGER

this is a declaration of war 🔪

declaration of war by levi's third sword January 15, 2021

declaration of independence 

the very first time you jerk off after breaking up with your girlfriend

i havent came like that since my declaration of independence.

declaration of independence by culinarythug February 5, 2010

declaration daddy 

same as founding father

George Washington is a declaration daddy.
James Madison and John Jay were two of the seven declaration daddies of the United States.

declaration daddy by inflatable dartboard November 23, 2019

Declaration of Independence 

Generally performed on someone that is passed out from excessive drinking, the Declaration of Independence is when multiple John Hancocks are performed on one person.

Adam: Wow, look at Joey's face. I've never seen so many mushroom stamps on someone's face.

Matt: Ya, each mushroom stamp is actually called a John Hancock and since there are so many, that's a Declaration of Independence.

Declaration of Independence by It's Poop Again August 21, 2011