statustician 

one who is concerned about their status

fatbitch: does my ass look big in this skirt
bob: thats a whole lot of ass, you statustician

statustician by bob October 15, 2003

statustician 

An expert in or compiler of status updates

jane showed off her skills as a statustician by updating her facebook every 5 minutes

statustician by jimi Haha December 18, 2010

Statistisize 

stuh-tis-ti-sahyz
verb

1. The process of making something a stat.

(see. Stat)

1. I found 7 white deer in a 3 mile radius. I might statistisize that, so the public knows!

Statistisize by Ryan Bizzzle April 18, 2011

statusizing 

Incessant facebook status updating daily, or in extreme cases hourly. Those who statusize use facebook as his or her own personal diary, documenting every waking thought down to the most mundane detail. The invention of Twitter was the single greatest moment in a statusizer's life.

My iphone just died. I guess I'm done statusizing for the day.... Uggghhh!"

statusizing by JMoneyThaIllest June 17, 2011

statustician 

definer of the status quo a.k.a. relationship labeler

my status as defined by standard statustician definition i.e.:
perpetually single
serial monogomist
hopelessly co-dependent

statustician by tonyb November 10, 2003

statustician 

One who continuously updates his facebook status

John's a master statustician

statustician by MedicalMatt August 10, 2010

statusticion 

Someone who writes facebooks statuses for a living.

Jules is my statusticion because he is soooo fuckin' funny!

statusticion by RebeccaYannetti September 20, 2009