The act of posting false details of an illness to cover yourself with your work friends when you aren't really sick and are just blowing off work.
friend at loud bar: Hey, I thought you had a fever and were puking!
faker: No, that was just a case of statusitis.
faker: No, that was just a case of statusitis.
by whimsychic November 25, 2010
Get the statusitis mug.Statunitian is an alternative nationality form of American, since this gentilic generates ambiguity with 'inhabitants of the United States of America' and 'people who are born in the Americas (continent)'. It's important to state that Statunitian is not to substitute or eliminate the denonym American, but to solve the ambiguity of the word. In the international community, most people don't refer to the USA as America, but rather 'the United States' or similar words.
Similar gentilics are available in other languages (some romance languages) like Spanish (estadounidense), spoken by 460 million people, Portuguese (estadunidense), spoken by 220 million people and Italian (statunidense), spoken by 65 million people.
Similar gentilics are available in other languages (some romance languages) like Spanish (estadounidense), spoken by 460 million people, Portuguese (estadunidense), spoken by 220 million people and Italian (statunidense), spoken by 65 million people.
Person A: "Hey, I'm from Italy, where are you from?"
Person B: "I'm from America."
Person A: "Where in America?"
Person B: "I'm from Temple, Texas."
Person A: "Oh, so you're a Statunitian."
Person B: "A what?"
Person B: "I'm from America."
Person A: "Where in America?"
Person B: "I'm from Temple, Texas."
Person A: "Oh, so you're a Statunitian."
Person B: "A what?"
by RandomDoe June 23, 2020
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US citizen, alternative version of United Statian.
Probably generated as a translation of estaunidense in Spanish forums.
Probably generated as a translation of estaunidense in Spanish forums.
That girl is a statunitian that why she doesn't know how to dance salsa.
The people in the next house is a statunitian family.
The people in the next house is a statunitian family.
by Mango Jhon February 20, 2020
Get the Statunitian mug.A regular Facebook user who specializes in making statuses that get a ton of likes. This person spends at least 1 hour per day thinking of, and producing, multiple "witty" or "cute" Facebook statuses in order to get the satisfaction of 20 or more likes. After a while, the Statustician begins to accumulate regular "likers" - people who will like the status no matter what it is about. In addition, the statustician will "like" every positive comment on their status and delete any negative ones.
Sam: Wow did you see emily's status last night?
Jeremy: Yeah, it got like 50 likes, and it wasn't even that good of a status.
Sam: What a Statustician...
Jeremy: Yeah, it got like 50 likes, and it wasn't even that good of a status.
Sam: What a Statustician...
by cohencock November 11, 2011
Get the Statustician mug.Someone whose Facebook (or other site) status is updated more times than he or she blinks every day. This person's status is always on your news feed.
Dang, did you see Priscilla's status today?
Which one, dude? That bitch is a straight up statustician!
Which one, dude? That bitch is a straight up statustician!
by Hombre3000 February 6, 2009
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Characterized by their postage of insightful, helpful, or valuable status updates on facebook.
Characterized by their postage of insightful, helpful, or valuable status updates on facebook.
That girl just summarized the major trends of F. Scott Fitzgerald's works in just a sentence, with proper and clear grammar. What a statustician!
by Astrapto June 9, 2011
Get the statustician mug.US citizen, alternative version of United Statian. Probably generated in a Spanish forum as translation of estaunidense.
That girl is a statunitian, she doesn't know how to dance salsa.
The people in the house next are a statunitian family.
The people in the house next are a statunitian family.
by Mango Jhon February 20, 2020
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