Definitions by MedicalMatt

O'Hair line 

looking beyond the the common five-head, this gleaming forehead giganticus is so large it was named after the massive Chicago airport because you could easily land a 747 on that vast skinscape.

Who is she kidding? Bangs can't hide that O'hair line of hers.

O'Hair line by MedicalMatt September 29, 2010

statustician 

One who continuously updates his facebook status

John's a master statustician

statustician by MedicalMatt August 10, 2010

Step Dad Dyke

So named because they are shaped like your step dad, saggy pants, zero ass, beer belly, little chicken legs and pack of hot dogs neck.

Did you see the step dad dyke behind the counter at the steel-toe shoe outlet?

Step Dad Dyke by MedicalMatt September 29, 2008

Blackting 

A non-black person acting like a stereotypical black person

She was blackting, waving her finger around, doing that neck thing, talking shit about Obama like she was an insider etc...

Blackting by MedicalMatt September 28, 2008