eye-jaculate 

When you are so happy your eye starts watering.

Tom eye-jaculated as he said "I do" to his wife

eye-jaculate by SouthAfricanism September 5, 2016

Premature Send-jaculation

When you send an email before you're ready to send.

You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.

The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.

Co-worker to another: I just hit the wrong key and sent half an email to the boss that I shouldn't have!

Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude

Premature Send-jaculation by sarasplayroom.com July 14, 2009

Jaculator 

Someone who jacks it alot

Go get a girlfriend already and stop being such a jaculator!

Jaculator by Sonny Black Monster January 4, 2009

Jackulate 

The overwhelming feeling of reverence, admiration, fear, etc., produced by that which is grand, sublime and extremely powerful like Jack Bauer.

The way you knocked him out almost made me jackulate!

Jackulate by Ovinor January 14, 2011

Jabulate 

1. To lightly jab a person or thing in the rib cage area
2. To have intercourse, with or without consent, with a man or woman

1. I jabulated your mom.
2. I jabulated her so hard she screamed

Jabulate by Notme151 June 14, 2012

eye-jaculation

The emotional, mental, and sometimes physical orgasm that occurs when viewing a hard sensual body in their natural habitat

I hang on SoBe because of the eye-jaculation opportunities on the beach.

eye-jaculation by BigLouie1950 December 4, 2010

premature e-jaculation 

a message that you prematurely fired off via email or the Internet that you regret sending later

I had a premature e-jaculation when I sent an email to my boss giving him a piece of my mind.

premature e-jaculation by Boss Brian June 3, 2009