shtoonk 

yiddish for party pooper or kill joy.

it does NOT mean a fat lazy woman.

Myrna was excited about the Goldstein's get together but Harvey didnt want to go. He was being a shtoonk.

shtoonk by greeneyedlady July 10, 2010

shtoonk 

Yiddish - A fat, lazy, stupid woman. lazy fat stupid.

Someone who 'rains on your parade' always bringing people down. A party pooper.

That neighbor of ours is a shtoonk

shtoonk by I made the man April 13, 2019

Shwoonk 

The euphoric extravagant fondness affection you feel when the toilet water gently smooches the rim of your anal cavity and sometimes the testicles.

Bobby went to his grandmas house after eating a hot mess of taco bell. He ran to the bathroom and sat down on the throne. When Bobby unleashed the rage of the flaming black pickles, they shot into the toilet water like the missiles Russia targetted at Ukrian. The toilet water shot back up like a bidet giving him a feeling he’s never experienced before. Bobby’s eyes were opened and he saw the world and stars and more. He now knew the meaning of life. However, Bobby is now sadly addicted to shwoonking himself about 77 times a day and has not been able to recover from his addiction.

Shwoonk by The queef inhaler March 19, 2022

Stoonker

Pig ugly Person

You love are a stoonker- did you see her last night she's a proper stoonker

Stoonker by VikSteve November 5, 2014

stoonk

The act of stealing something from someone else.

Oi quick, when the teacher's not looking, we'll stoonk a beer.

stoonk by sploogeycunt October 22, 2017

Shtoink

A way to say mating, sexing, etc. Easier to say without feeling awkward. To shtoink, shtoinked, shtoinking, etc.

If mom and dad didn't shtoink, you wouldn't be here this very moment.

Shtoink by Hotcocoagurl April 26, 2010

shtook 

fuck
more mild and less well known
from the german homonym
past tense-shtuck

my shtook buddy
he shtuck her

shtook by akary October 19, 2004