shloonk

The sound that occurs when a foriegn object is rammed up the anal cavity at tremendous speed.

Betty loves the be ass rammed, *SHLOONK*

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

shtoonk

yiddish for party pooper or kill joy.

it does NOT mean a fat lazy woman.

Myrna was excited about the Goldstein's get together but Harvey didnt want to go. He was being a shtoonk.

by greeneyedlady July 10, 2010

shlonky

A born loser. The word originates from and is comprised of the two words 'Shlong' and 'Donkey'.

Look at that shlonky wearing a button-down dress shirt with sweatpants.

by jeru411 October 12, 2005

Shwoonk

The euphoric extravagant fondness affection you feel when the toilet water gently smooches the rim of your anal cavity and sometimes the testicles.

Bobby went to his grandmas house after eating a hot mess of taco bell. He ran to the bathroom and sat down on the throne. When Bobby unleashed the rage of the flaming black pickles, they shot into the toilet water like the missiles Russia targetted at Ukrian. The toilet water shot back up like a bidet giving him a feeling he’s never experienced before. Bobby’s eyes were opened and he saw the world and stars and more. He now knew the meaning of life. However, Bobby is now sadly addicted to shwoonking himself about 77 times a day and has not been able to recover from his addiction.

by The queef inhaler March 19, 2022

Ka- Shloon

Another way of saying thank you.

Heres your food

Ka- Shloon

You good bruh

Nah

by BruhBruhMoment February 14, 2020

shlonkey

An enormous penis

Bruh I got a big ole shlonkey

by jsvplayz June 3, 2018

Shlonk

V. To do anything.

Shlonking is a lifestyle choice, a way to express how much better you are than any person who doesn't shlonk the same way you do. Use it as a replacement for any verb in the hopes that more individuals realize the importance of gang shlonk.

- Yo anyway man I was shlonkin margaritaville up in loft and I mean real BOOL hours have commenced on God and this fucker comes by talking all that wack shit about get out da loft Im like me guy ur in my crib what are you GASSING bruh

- You put that shit on shlonk?

- Hell yeah man I shlonked that fucker half to death with my louisville slugger giveaway bat I got at the game last week fuck you mean

- Aii word imma shlonk you later that shits crazy fr

by VladimirShlonkenberry February 2, 2019