11 definitions by I made the man

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adverb, (schmahz); A cluster-f*ck situation. Total and continual confusion when it should be a simple thing.
Every time I'm supposed to meet up with Debbie somewhere, it always becomes a schmauz.

I went to the DMV to get my driver's license renewed, and it turned out to be a total schmauz.
by I made the man May 11, 2018
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A person who separates you from your money.
Usually a con(fidence) man or other slickster.
I thought she loved me, but she was just a separator. Now she's gone and so is half of my 401K.
by I made the man April 13, 2019
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In Muscle Cars and Hot Rods...accelerating so powerfully, the back tires lose traction, causing the car to go sideways or even spin around... (out of shape.)
I was in my '66 4-4-2 when this Rice Burner wanted to go for Pinks.

I hit it but went out of shape.
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From Little Deuce Coupe by Jan and Dean:
And comin' off the line when the light turns green
Well she blows 'em outta the water like you never seen
I get pushed out of shape and it's hard to steer
When I get rubber in all four gears
by I made the man May 06, 2020
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In Muscle Cars and Hot Rods...accelerating so powerfully, the back tires lose traction, causing the car to go sideways or even spin around... (out of shape.)
I was on my '66 4-4-2 when this Rice Burner wanted to go for Pinks.

I hit it but went out of shape.
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From Little Deuce Coupe by Jan and Dean:
And comin' off the line when the light turns green
Well she blows 'em outta the water like you never seen
I get pushed out of shape and it's hard to steer
When I get rubber in all four gears
by I made the man May 06, 2020
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Military - to be chosen as Supernumary (# 1) at Guard Mount.

By looking sharp and being able to answer military / job related questions presented by The Sergeant of the Guard ('The Man'), the winner not only gets excused from having to perform (tedious) Guard Duty that night, but also is awarded a 3-day pass, and a Letter of Commendation.
Smith, 'I tought your were called for guard duty today. What are you doing here in the barracks?' Did you Make the Man?

Jones, 'Yo dude, I Made the Man again.'
by I made the man May 09, 2018
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A biting wind -- that brings already cold temperatures to an unbearable level, with the wind-chill level multiplying the effects of the cold .

Used by military who are stationed in very cold places and are in the field much - no heat or shelter....just out in it 24/7
This was only used by military (2nd Armored Cavalry) in one way -- this sentence:
'This Hawk is kickin' my ass!'

You never heard the word in any other context.
by I made the man October 30, 2019
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