Trump Job 

A person who is performing oral sex, first eats a bag of cheetos. They then proceed without washing hands or rinsing their mouth.

My penis is very orange, just like president elect Donald Trump, because my girlfriend gave me a trump job.

Trump Job by The Real Donald J Trump December 4, 2016

Trump-Job 

A Trump-job can refer to multiple different actions.

(1) The act of giving a handjob to a shriveled, old micro penis, while wearing a MAGA hat. Persons giving a Trump-Job form their hand into a white-power symbol, which fully encapsulates the racist micro penis with an extravagant amount of room to spare. These people are most often blonde, or closeted and self-loathing.

(2) A predictably failed business venture or political career, in which a person, with unscrupulous, unethical and ignorant ownership and management techniques devastates and ruins the business, country, employees and clients.

I would very dearly love to share the identities of people who have given a Trump-Job, but, alas, I am precluded from doing so by an NDA (a non-disclosure agreement).

Trump-Job by Indianasucks August 16, 2018