jewsiccle 

during the holocaust, some jews were rumured to be frozen, today these frozen jews are known as jewsiccle

dude1: thats a jewsiccle story
dude2: main that just be racist
dude1:are u black?
dude2:no, im a jew

jewsiccle by crtl alt delete March 4, 2007

Jewbicle 

A cubicle that is owned or inhabited by a Jew

Jerry the Jew works all day in his jewbicle.

Jewbicle by docelch September 12, 2011

Jessicle

Endearing nickname for tall girls named Jessica, often used to describe a gentle and beautiful Jess who is difficult to not fall in love with but Impossible to forget.

See that tall blonde girl in the red dress, thats Jessicle, i am madly in love with her.

Jessicle by 5to7forever June 21, 2017

jewcicle 

A jewish version of a popcicle that has a flavorless ice cube on a stick.

Son, if you don't behave your dessert will be a jewcicle.

jewcicle by jew cop 69 July 14, 2009

jewcicle 

A jewcicle is a frozen Hasid that you can use to amaze your friends, stop traffic, save your place in queues, and just generally to piss off everyone else.

Phred makes a perfect jewcicle. I can leave him at my desk at work and nobody notices my absence.

jewcicle by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009

jewsicle

Jewish person who is so attractive you want to lick them, thus... a jewsicle.

OMFG Hannah, that Mark Steinburg is a Jewsicle.

jewsicle by Ariane M. October 29, 2007

Jewticles 

A condition in which one's cuticles have undergone serious injury, usually through self-inflicted pain. It is extremely common throughout the jewish culture.

"Mark, stop gnawing on your fingers, you're getting jewticles!"

Jewticles by sweatgirl March 27, 2010