Jdism 

The worship of a majestic man, not one man in particular but any of your choosing

I'm a follower of Jdism, I worship Hitler

Jdism by Fathership2pointoh September 18, 2018

jism wiper 

A person who performs the menial task of cleaning up semen from a booth in a hardcore sex club or strip venue.

see jizz mopper.

Amanda: "What did you say your dad does again?"
Doug Hardy: "He's a jism wiper at Club X in the city."
Amanda: *nods* "That's kinda cool."

jism wiper by poja August 11, 2004

Captain Jism 

Anyone that has numerous orgasms, ejaculations.

Captain Jism splugesprayed the entire room.

Captain Jism by jpg3 September 4, 2011

jdimsa 

Short for "Just die in my sleep already". Used when something isn't like you want it to be, and it'll probably never be. Similar to "Fuck my life" but a bit more poignant.

> I'll never hug my waifu IRL
jdimsa

jdimsa by 0Albert0 November 21, 2014

jism trail 

1. After blowing one's load upon a girl, the resulting spray pattern is known as the jism trail. Coined after the Old West cattle trail, the Chisholm trail.

2. Peter Tracks

1. Man, after I blew my load on Amber, you shoulda seen the jism trail I left!

jism trail by TexAMAggie05 October 5, 2006

Jaismeen 

Jaismeen is a very beautiful girl. She’s very fun and outgoing. I guarantee that you have or will crush on a girl named Jaismeen once in your life time. If you ever find a girl named Jaismeen, you’ll be sure to make friends with her very fast and become very close.

“Hey, I think I have a crush on Jaismeen.”

Jaismeen by anonymous November 18, 2020

jismize

To shoot your cum over a girl/ persons face for the first time.effectively to baptize Them with your cum.and of course being a religious act every girl should be willing to oblige!

I shot my cum all over her face last night for the first time.she loved her jismize a lovely baptism of cum

jismize by rage gc September 24, 2013