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I was trying to say sperm and semen at the same time and i just got "spermen"
Spermen by Warzak July 24, 2009

hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.
“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”
hermes-spermies by chHAad January 8, 2021

Spermeate 

The act of swallowing the sperm that is normally ejaculated into the mouth of another male, however, it is not necessary to ejaculate it directly into his mouth as some prefer to swallow it after the sperm makes contact elsewhere.

Also can be used as a punchline to most male gay jokes.
I watched gay porn On luckybaileytv so i could see my exboyfoe spermeate with a pretty man.
Spermeate by lucky bailey rocks September 12, 2018
A Spermer is a male that enjoys fondling with his penis and sperms on everything near by leaving a sticky residue
kevin: fuck yo I just put my hand in a niggas nut on the handrail of the stair casing
Christian: yep them some spermer's living around here

spermeable 

an individual or body part that looks very worthy of being semened upon
"Hey, have you seen that new intern?"
"Yeah man, her tits are spermeable as fuck!"
spermeable by indianbradpitt July 13, 2012
A replacement word used instead of "jizzed"
Erica says "Ew Bob you just spermed on that stuffed animal"
Spermed by naasty May 8, 2010