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Bob: Who's your favorite Greek God?

Jimmy: Spermes.
Spermes by GrimmReaper9001 February 15, 2015

Supermesses 

A pyramid scheme that based its self on the internet and used mass homosexual intercourse with senior citizens as currency. They have a extreme dislike toward females.

Many members of this group had secret meetings where they voided their bowels into a large cauldron and worshiped it like a god.

Later after the group disbanded due to mass populairty from their rituals in a short time, people decided to use the word to describe "noob" as it all started from the interweb.
1. Supermesses shrunk my organ 3 inches!

2. Supermesses you are a noob.
Supermesses by Chuck Hog November 29, 2006

spermission 

noun
1.
authorization granted to do something with sperm; formal consent: to ask permission to cum on or in someone.
2.
the act of permitting.
Dude..! You should have totally asked for spermission before shooting on me ~ that's just rude!
spermission by 4PAW May 11, 2012

spermese mountain dog 

n., after properly cumming inside of your partner, you call your dog over and tell it to sloppily lick the sperm out of your partner's cavity
friend: "hey man what'd you do last night?"

you: "I gave some chick a spermese mountain dog with my dog Rudy"

friend: "tight boss"

Supermesses 

The feeling you get when you have a orgasm. He has the power to make girls hearts melt on sight and can make a 10' man fall to his knees begging for mercy.
When having a orgasm these sounds can be heard 'Supermesses! Supermesses' But they are oftenly mistaken for 'Oh yes! oh yes!'
Supermesses by Monkeigh! April 15, 2006

milk of spermesia 

Potent male seed. The name is derived from the antacid medication "Milk of Magnesia" due to the similar color and consistency. Officially coined by Jeruss in 2009. Jizz. Man chowder. Semen.
Jeruss is the originator of the term milk of spermesia. Women rarely enjoy it when my milk of spermesia lands in their hair. She's an avid consumer of milk of spermesia.
milk of spermesia by Dark Overlord February 3, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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