An MTV-inspired music video with McDonald's food in it.
In other words: Commercials using pop music artists, hot young and thin people (who probably spit the hamburger out after each take at the risk of cheating on their water-only diet), hip fashions and music video special effects in order to promote McDonald's life-threatening fast food---when in actuality, McDonald's has probably agreed on a joint contract with the RIAA to promote new pop music and at the same time sell their deadly food. In describing the meal being advertised, words that usually described food like "delicious", "mouth-watering", "fresh" or "spicy" are replaced with words like "sassy", "hip", "funky" or "sexy" (i.e. Try our new Spicy Chicken Wrap! 100% all white chicken, covered in hip lettuce, sassy cheese and topped with a sweet and sexy sauce!).
In other words: Commercials using pop music artists, hot young and thin people (who probably spit the hamburger out after each take at the risk of cheating on their water-only diet), hip fashions and music video special effects in order to promote McDonald's life-threatening fast food---when in actuality, McDonald's has probably agreed on a joint contract with the RIAA to promote new pop music and at the same time sell their deadly food. In describing the meal being advertised, words that usually described food like "delicious", "mouth-watering", "fresh" or "spicy" are replaced with words like "sassy", "hip", "funky" or "sexy" (i.e. Try our new Spicy Chicken Wrap! 100% all white chicken, covered in hip lettuce, sassy cheese and topped with a sweet and sexy sauce!).
I turned the channel to what I though was a music video. Timbaland's song was playing and a bunch of kids, dressed like Pharrell Williams were roller-skating and doing tricks in the middle of a skating rink. Lights were flashing everywhere and the girls and guys were flirting. I waited for Timbaland to appear but instead the commercial ended with the kids eating double cheese burgers and skating at the same time...then that notorious "BADA BA BA BA!"
All of this for a fucking hamburger? Your typical mcdonald's commercial.
All of this for a fucking hamburger? Your typical mcdonald's commercial.
by twistedbabydoll August 23, 2007
1. Proof that the music industry is no longer a raw, gifted talent extruder. More like a money sucking, take-a-quasi-supermodel chick-between-the-ages of 12-21-sex her up-record her horrible voice-and-use state-of-the-art equipment to alter her voice into sounding like pre-21st century Whitney Houston-Shoot a video of her masturbating-and-force youth to buy the album through brainwashing promotion-mechanism.
2. A teenager with questionable parental guidance who must have sold her unriped body for a recording contract.
3. A joke.
4. A dollar store version of a Bratz doll.
5. To sing in a voice used a torture devices in nuclear wars.
6. Someone who needs to be bombed down by a Japanese fighter jet.
2. A teenager with questionable parental guidance who must have sold her unriped body for a recording contract.
3. A joke.
4. A dollar store version of a Bratz doll.
5. To sing in a voice used a torture devices in nuclear wars.
6. Someone who needs to be bombed down by a Japanese fighter jet.
Mother: Hey...Hey! Since you didn't eat your broccili, I'm gonna make you listen to Rihanna's umbrella 47-times for the rest of the night!
Child: (screams at the top of his lungs) Mommie, NO! NOOOOOOOO!!!! (stomps and cries hysterically) I'm sorry! I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYY!
Mom: (turns on Rihanna's "Umbrella" and put child in time-out) If you leave this seat, I will spank you!
Child: Give me the spanking! GIVE ME THAT SPANKING! (The child takes Rihanna's CD out and breaks it into pieces, He pulls down his pants and happily takes the spanking instead)
Child: (screams at the top of his lungs) Mommie, NO! NOOOOOOOO!!!! (stomps and cries hysterically) I'm sorry! I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYY!
Mom: (turns on Rihanna's "Umbrella" and put child in time-out) If you leave this seat, I will spank you!
Child: Give me the spanking! GIVE ME THAT SPANKING! (The child takes Rihanna's CD out and breaks it into pieces, He pulls down his pants and happily takes the spanking instead)
by twistedbabydoll August 12, 2007
1. A rapper signed to So-So Def. Him being the hardest rapper, you got to be fucking kidding me.
The people posting that Fabolous is the best rapper or hardest rapper must either be some mainstreamers, Black females with fetishes for "thuggish guys", or hoodrats. Fabolous is a mainstream hip-hop musician with a complex about Black women, therefore only puts Hispanic women in his videos with the attitude that Black women are unattractive or not marketable. His music...just sucks. His fame...is questionable.
However, he's making more money than me for what? Being more marketable than talented. How unfair America is.
The people posting that Fabolous is the best rapper or hardest rapper must either be some mainstreamers, Black females with fetishes for "thuggish guys", or hoodrats. Fabolous is a mainstream hip-hop musician with a complex about Black women, therefore only puts Hispanic women in his videos with the attitude that Black women are unattractive or not marketable. His music...just sucks. His fame...is questionable.
However, he's making more money than me for what? Being more marketable than talented. How unfair America is.
I shot Fabolous in the head for making the song "You Make Me Better". So all the hoodrats went to his funeral, hysterical in tears, and threw their bras and ponytail weaves in his casket.
by twistedbabydoll September 19, 2007
Officially coined by Twistedbabydoll: An warp on Kanye West's last name in reference to his prissy behavior, arrogant persona, indulgence in being F-A-B-U-Fab-u-lous (with finger snaps)and his behavior is similar to a diva. He is a drama queen, racially color struck (putting mixed video girls on a pedestal) and African-American stans actually believe this man is the voice of the Black people. If so, then I see why the African-American community has gone to hell. King, Malcolm X, Coretta Scott King and all of the successful, positive, educated, and wise African Americans are the voice of the people. NOT Kanye, godddamn it!
Red Carpet Reporter: And here comes Kanye West in his custom-made, hot pink Louis Vuitton blazer with matching pants.
Kanye Stan: OMG! OMG! Look at him! I wish I had his clothes! I wish I had his face! I wish I had his DNA!!!!
Me: Fuck Kanye Breast, with his prissy, princess ass.
Kanye Stan: OMG! OMG! Look at him! I wish I had his clothes! I wish I had his face! I wish I had his DNA!!!!
Me: Fuck Kanye Breast, with his prissy, princess ass.
by twistedbabydoll August 03, 2007
Officially coined by twistedbabydoll:
College dorm residents who participates in every single one of those cheesy dorm activities that Resident Assistants put together in order for hall residents to bond, gearing more towards Freshman. Some of the cheesy activities may include BINGO nights, board game tournaments, makeshift soccer teams, hall movie nights (held in the lobby for all the residents to come down in their jammy jams and watch a film), ice cream socials, meetings on how to bond in harmony with other hall residents, Halloween costume contests--basically activities fit for little children. Dorm dorks may also take up a position in the hall staff. Dorm dorks are usually upperclassmen who are holier-than-thou, trying all they can not to at least have a sip of beer because they are afraid a sip of beer will lead them into life of crime; Freshman are dorm dorks in training.
Dorm dorks are annoying and tend to nag other hall residents who chose not to participate in hall activities or make dorm room friends, therefore, they automatically think that student is depressed, suicidal, or schizophrenic when in reality, the student may just not be interested and might have friends outside the dorm.
The worst dorm dorks have got to be RA's or Resident Assistants.
College dorm residents who participates in every single one of those cheesy dorm activities that Resident Assistants put together in order for hall residents to bond, gearing more towards Freshman. Some of the cheesy activities may include BINGO nights, board game tournaments, makeshift soccer teams, hall movie nights (held in the lobby for all the residents to come down in their jammy jams and watch a film), ice cream socials, meetings on how to bond in harmony with other hall residents, Halloween costume contests--basically activities fit for little children. Dorm dorks may also take up a position in the hall staff. Dorm dorks are usually upperclassmen who are holier-than-thou, trying all they can not to at least have a sip of beer because they are afraid a sip of beer will lead them into life of crime; Freshman are dorm dorks in training.
Dorm dorks are annoying and tend to nag other hall residents who chose not to participate in hall activities or make dorm room friends, therefore, they automatically think that student is depressed, suicidal, or schizophrenic when in reality, the student may just not be interested and might have friends outside the dorm.
The worst dorm dorks have got to be RA's or Resident Assistants.
Susie: Hey Jessica? Ayana? There's gonna be a tie-dye/hot dog party downstairs in the lobby at seven o'clock. I already got three pair of socks, an old T-shirt and a hat to tie-dye! You guys wanna come?
Jessica: No.
Ayana: Hell, no.
Susie: You guys are gonna so miss out!
Ayana: My mom tie-dyes. I can do it at home.
Susie: But you don't understand! Everyone's gonna be there! You guys never do anything in the dorm! I mean, c'mon. There's gonna be hot dogs and everything. And you can make new friends!
Jessica: Why do you thrive off of those cheesy, Kindergarten activities? We're not missing anything.
Susie: You guys are so not cool! You're gonna miss the hot dogs! And tie-dying is like, so exciting. You guys never do dorm activities. You two must be depressed. What a way to miss out on all the fun! (Susie storms out)
Ayana: Susie is such a dorm dork.
Jessica: She so needs a life outside the dorm building.
Jessica: No.
Ayana: Hell, no.
Susie: You guys are gonna so miss out!
Ayana: My mom tie-dyes. I can do it at home.
Susie: But you don't understand! Everyone's gonna be there! You guys never do anything in the dorm! I mean, c'mon. There's gonna be hot dogs and everything. And you can make new friends!
Jessica: Why do you thrive off of those cheesy, Kindergarten activities? We're not missing anything.
Susie: You guys are so not cool! You're gonna miss the hot dogs! And tie-dying is like, so exciting. You guys never do dorm activities. You two must be depressed. What a way to miss out on all the fun! (Susie storms out)
Ayana: Susie is such a dorm dork.
Jessica: She so needs a life outside the dorm building.
by twistedbabydoll August 17, 2007
A new ghetto phenomenon! About 70% of the Black and urban kids (and Black suburban kids with rich parents) on Myspace will appear this way:
1) Dressed in any of the following attires:
a) A "vintage" (meaning it's either from Gadzooks or American Outfitter)T-shirt either worn by itself or over a bright-colored polo shirt with the collars up.
b) A brightly colored polo (striped or neon) with the collars popped up.
c) About 600 different gold Run DMC-style chains around their neck.
d) A multicolored trucker hat.
e) A printed scarf or kerchief around their mouth or neck.
f) Tight ass jeans (for girls tight jeans or a mini-skirt)
g) Silver chains on their pants.
h) Either wearing Vans or those candy-colored, ugly Ice Creams.
i) If they're rich, they're wearing authentic BBC. If their poor they have on a T-shirt with the BBC logo screen-printed on the front.
j) They're wearing (F)APE, if they're rich...BAPE bought from some fly-by-night street hustler in Central Park. If they're dirt poor, they're wearing some multi-colored hoodie with fabric prints suitable for pajamas and bed sets.
k) They're either wearing vintage glasses with the lens popped out or "Louis Vuitton" shades.
2) They stick their hands up in the notorious STAR TRAK sign.
3) They claim they are "skaters" when a month ago they thought skateboards were just for grunged white kids.
4) Pharrell Williams, Kanye West, and Lupe Fiasco are the "best rappers of the 21st Century" to them.
5) Pharrell is the husband to all of the girls (Oh, so Pharrell's a polygamist now?)
7) They own a skateboard that they never skate, but to just take a picture of it and put it up on MySpace claiming that "Skateboarding is Life".
8) They overuse the taglines "Kick, Push, Coastttt", "Skateboard P", "Nerd", and "Louis Vuitton Don".
9) Their new nicknames begin with the word "skateboard" and the first letter of their name.
10)Their MySpace pictures are brightly colored, shot at different Myspace angles flaunting their ICE and VANS and their fingers formed in the STAR TRAK sign.
11) Are self-proclaimed N*E*R*D's...when a year ago the word "nerd" was a stigma.
12) They get between 30 to 135,567,890 comments below their pics with any of the following tags:
a) "OMG! You lookin' fresh2def!"
b) "You look like Pharrell. You so sexy!"
c) "Kick, Push!"
d) "Your Vans are the sex."
e) "I wanna sex your Trucker hat!"
13) You are indeed a "hater" or "loser" is you express dislike for Pharrell, Kanye, or Lupe.
This kids are like a plagued cult of Indigo Children. They are humorous but at the same time creepy.
1) Dressed in any of the following attires:
a) A "vintage" (meaning it's either from Gadzooks or American Outfitter)T-shirt either worn by itself or over a bright-colored polo shirt with the collars up.
b) A brightly colored polo (striped or neon) with the collars popped up.
c) About 600 different gold Run DMC-style chains around their neck.
d) A multicolored trucker hat.
e) A printed scarf or kerchief around their mouth or neck.
f) Tight ass jeans (for girls tight jeans or a mini-skirt)
g) Silver chains on their pants.
h) Either wearing Vans or those candy-colored, ugly Ice Creams.
i) If they're rich, they're wearing authentic BBC. If their poor they have on a T-shirt with the BBC logo screen-printed on the front.
j) They're wearing (F)APE, if they're rich...BAPE bought from some fly-by-night street hustler in Central Park. If they're dirt poor, they're wearing some multi-colored hoodie with fabric prints suitable for pajamas and bed sets.
k) They're either wearing vintage glasses with the lens popped out or "Louis Vuitton" shades.
2) They stick their hands up in the notorious STAR TRAK sign.
3) They claim they are "skaters" when a month ago they thought skateboards were just for grunged white kids.
4) Pharrell Williams, Kanye West, and Lupe Fiasco are the "best rappers of the 21st Century" to them.
5) Pharrell is the husband to all of the girls (Oh, so Pharrell's a polygamist now?)
7) They own a skateboard that they never skate, but to just take a picture of it and put it up on MySpace claiming that "Skateboarding is Life".
8) They overuse the taglines "Kick, Push, Coastttt", "Skateboard P", "Nerd", and "Louis Vuitton Don".
9) Their new nicknames begin with the word "skateboard" and the first letter of their name.
10)Their MySpace pictures are brightly colored, shot at different Myspace angles flaunting their ICE and VANS and their fingers formed in the STAR TRAK sign.
11) Are self-proclaimed N*E*R*D's...when a year ago the word "nerd" was a stigma.
12) They get between 30 to 135,567,890 comments below their pics with any of the following tags:
a) "OMG! You lookin' fresh2def!"
b) "You look like Pharrell. You so sexy!"
c) "Kick, Push!"
d) "Your Vans are the sex."
e) "I wanna sex your Trucker hat!"
13) You are indeed a "hater" or "loser" is you express dislike for Pharrell, Kanye, or Lupe.
This kids are like a plagued cult of Indigo Children. They are humorous but at the same time creepy.
Friend 1: Hey look at me!!! I can skateboard! I'm like Pharrell now! (kicks skateboard and starts skating). Kick, Push, Kick, Push, C--- (skates into a pole and knocks their teeth out)
Friend 2: Man, you're such a Pharrell Wannabe. You embarrass me.
Friend 2: Man, you're such a Pharrell Wannabe. You embarrass me.
by twistedbabydoll June 04, 2007
California is building as many high fences as possible to keep all the Mexicans from illegally crossing. They would sacrifice their children's lives to keep illegal Mexicans from crossing.
by twistedbabydoll August 19, 2007