provider44's definitions

side-stabber

someone who has stabbed in the back like a coward and in the front like a courageous asshole so many times that its hard to tell which one they are

'Cedric is such an ambivalent curio. A pure blooded side-stabber if there ever was one. He secretly screwed me out of $100 last week, then he told his boyfriend that he was having an affair with his mother, then he actually butchered his girlfriend with a dirk from all angles'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

hair salad

while sleeping next to a partner you cant seem to elude the tickling ways of their hair

Perturbations abounded last night as i could not seem to avoid the hair salad Megan kept stuffing in my face.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

ya

you awful

Tim:so do you think my tities are lookin better
Mandi:you have disgusting man boobs
Tim:ya

by provider44 January 14, 2010

flag hag

anyone with a multitude of flags adorning their house, car, peson etc.

The flag hag issue is a delicate one since the target normally can become greatly offended under the auspices of extreme patriotism/jingoism.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

Situation

anyone with a nose too big for their face and arms too big for their body.

Hojo is such a situation, just look at the incredible disproportion he possesses.

by provider44 January 20, 2010

chapter buddies

a couple, whose origin you could swear could be traced back to the same star cluster after the big bang because of their connection, that when they even seem to not be on the same page they still manage to stay in the same chapter.

After a few nights alone with Andrea I knew that we were chapter buddies by the way everything clicked with uncanny accuracy.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

thunder dumplings

someone who's robust balls are more awe inspiring than their cock

My balls are rather ordinary but Handy's girlfriend claims he has thunder dumplings underneath his nondescript member.

by provider44 January 14, 2010