Definitions by provider44

urban afflictionary 

a sickness suffered by people who are addicted to urbandictionary.com. These people spend most of their time either on the site or trying to coin a term for seemingly everything they experience.

Jumpy has an extrordinarily intense case of urban afflictionary. He is obssessed with inventing new terms for any and everything.

urban afflictionary by provider44 January 17, 2010

boink

to sleep with someone over 250 pounds

Jeremiah buttered himself up and allowed himself to be gang boinked by three ultra portly asian ladies.

boink by provider44 January 17, 2010

pluggin' and sluggin' 

working with intense focus towards a much needed goal

Cole is pluggin' and sluggin' with lucid mind and tenacious focus with the hopes that one day his constant advances towards Milly will end in him possessing her heart.

pluggin' and sluggin' by provider44 January 17, 2010

Padding creation delay 

Waiting to start a recorded dvr program so that you have padding to skip commercials with.

Donizetti: hey, what are you waiting for? The game started 20 minutes ago.

Boris: Calm down, I'm doin a little somethin' called padding creation delay so we can skip commercials.

Padding creation delay by provider44 January 17, 2010

awfool 

a person who says 'awwwww' way too often

'Marlowe is such an awfool. She will say awwww over anything ya know.'

awfool by provider44 January 16, 2010

stoofed 

to be so full that you still are in a lesser but still substantial form of agony an hour or more later.

Omar: Are you still stuffed guy?

Teddy: Uh did you look at the clock? It's been an hour and a half bra. I'm fuckin stoofed!

Omar: nye...very nye.

stoofed by provider44 January 16, 2010

j-shored 

to feel if as you have lost all brain power and devolved into some sort of primate subhuman hybrid after watching reality television for an extended amount of time.

I collapsed like a lubed up combination ladder in my bedroom after being j-shored by the reality show marathon i could not pull myself away from today.

j-shored by provider44 January 16, 2010