provider44's definitions

chapter buddies

a couple, whose origin you could swear could be traced back to the same star cluster after the big bang because of their connection, that when they even seem to not be on the same page they still manage to stay in the same chapter.

After a few nights alone with Andrea I knew that we were chapter buddies by the way everything clicked with uncanny accuracy.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

thunder dumplings

someone who's robust balls are more awe inspiring than their cock

My balls are rather ordinary but Handy's girlfriend claims he has thunder dumplings underneath his nondescript member.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

night-fuck

a person who is the epitome of the super nightmare

Andi is such a night-fuck. She steals money from Pete to buy drugs from Paul , then she gets sick in my kitchen and down the steps she falls.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

pluggin' and sluggin'

working with intense focus towards a much needed goal

Cole is pluggin' and sluggin' with lucid mind and tenacious focus with the hopes that one day his constant advances towards Milly will end in him possessing her heart.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

whalwaweek

A large man laboring arduosly at a task that requires great strength and expends much energy. No negative shade to this word as is the case with squoawuhweek.

I looked out into my backyard and surveyed with pride as my hired hands, Jimmy and Scotty, worked with intense effort. It was neither whalwaweek or squoawuhweek, for although the work was intensely laborious, both men were of medium builds, and I doubt anyone this side of the Mason-Dixon would dare to call it squoawuhweek.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

urban milk

to ease someones mind and put them to sleep by going through all of your favorite urbandictionary.com definitions.

'Baby?Can you not get to sleep?Let daddy come in and feed you some urban milk.'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

side-stabber

someone who has stabbed in the back like a coward and in the front like a courageous asshole so many times that its hard to tell which one they are

'Cedric is such an ambivalent curio. A pure blooded side-stabber if there ever was one. He secretly screwed me out of $100 last week, then he told his boyfriend that he was having an affair with his mother, then he actually butchered his girlfriend with a dirk from all angles'

by provider44 January 14, 2010