toolmeat in fullheat

the scream of a muscle head in the gym so that people will stop what they're doing and admire this miracle worker.

'Hey Tommy, you hear that? We must be near a meat neck cuz I just heard some toolmeat in fullheat reverberating from the pec deck area.'

by provider44 January 20, 2010

hair salad

while sleeping next to a partner you cant seem to elude the tickling ways of their hair

Perturbations abounded last night as i could not seem to avoid the hair salad Megan kept stuffing in my face.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

flag hag

anyone with a multitude of flags adorning their house, car, peson etc.

The flag hag issue is a delicate one since the target normally can become greatly offended under the auspices of extreme patriotism/jingoism.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

ya

you awful

Tim:so do you think my tities are lookin better
Mandi:you have disgusting man boobs
Tim:ya

by provider44 January 14, 2010

urban afflictionary

a sickness suffered by people who are addicted to urbandictionary.com. These people spend most of their time either on the site or trying to coin a term for seemingly everything they experience.

Jumpy has an extrordinarily intense case of urban afflictionary. He is obssessed with inventing new terms for any and everything.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

coaster demotion

when a compact disk your taste is offended by, or due to the fact that they are becoming outmoded, is relegated to coffee table stain prevention status aka ctsps.

I found a cd that was so hideous i had to buy it just so I could shame it by forcing it into a slave life of coaster demotion and hold drinks until it breaks.

by provider44 January 18, 2010

brunch humper

someone who only likes to have sex in the daytime

Henry: I am so horny
Kelly: but it's 4 am you little moonspider. Go to bed you know I'm more of a brunch humper
Henry: I know.Trust me. I know

by provider44 January 15, 2010