hidge creatch

i walked into the biker bar and it was stuffed full of mumblecrusts, stumblebums, tosspots and one hidge creatch in particular that i still think of to this day when im trying to vomit after a night of excessive drinking.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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boog

any person watching a sporting event who gets much pleasure in the faux catcall. This is when it sounds like they are booing the player when they are actually making the same low deriding tone, but the word chanted is either the players name or a nickname that is similar to the booing sound.
This crowd is filled with many a staunch boog. Too bad we have to witness this all game. Next year they play in our stadium so it shouldn't be nearly as annoying.
by provider44 January 19, 2010
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whalwaweek

A large man laboring arduosly at a task that requires great strength and expends much energy. No negative shade to this word as is the case with squoawuhweek.
I looked out into my backyard and surveyed with pride as my hired hands, Jimmy and Scotty, worked with intense effort. It was neither whalwaweek or squoawuhweek, for although the work was intensely laborious, both men were of medium builds, and I doubt anyone this side of the Mason-Dixon would dare to call it squoawuhweek.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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Dr.Stinkenstein emeritus

After a man's humorous quirky charm has fled the air of his pungent eggfart that dances through the air and up his repulsed ladyfriend's nose.(does not have to be an eggfart...can be any loathsome shade in the gas gamut)
Jery has degraded by gradations from prince charming to good king bumfy ,then from mister swift pay dropper to captain poopfordays, then finally from Dr.Stinkenstein to Dr.Stinkenstein emeritus.
by provider44 January 17, 2010
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jut play

an abridged and streamlined form of when you are not serious and just playing with someone
when Frank seemed to be offended by my trenchant comment I gave him a nudge on the shoulder and said 'jut play.'
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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The Jack Talk Thai

A method used when trying to detect the authenticity of another person's story. Take two fingers and apply in to the wrist pulse area. This is all done for effect for if the subject is uncomfortable with what they are relating in any way they should betray themselves.
I used the Jack Talk Thai on Andrea and was fully satisfied when she unflinchingly repeated her entire alibi with utmost poise. The only downfall of this reassuring procedure was that I was relegated to the couch for the night.
by provider44 January 18, 2010
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petsmith

any person who cares more for the animals than the human race
I detest the petsmith. The human race has enough problems without these assholes that normally choose this route because they know not how to relate to human beings.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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