buddikles

gentle stroking of the booty area to ease someone to sleep

'Baby, enough with the talking. Can you just give me some buddikles so i can pass out?'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Bluto Buffet

any buffet, salad bar, cookout, etc. where its ok to eat your food as you are in line and putting your meal together.

I treat every buffet like it is a Bluto Buffet. I mean daddies gotta eat.

by provider44 January 19, 2010

fart filler

to intentionally fart where the listener thinks a word will be spoken.

I farted with an accompanying arm pump after i said ,'hey louie come over here and ill give you back your (fart filler).'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

hundredaire

a person who blows most of there earnings/handouts trying to get rich one scratch-off at a time. Holding up lines in a store near you.

Bosko may be the most wretched of all of the trailer park's hundredaires. He steals money from old she-male sailors and then putters down to the local convenient mart to try to win meth money on scratch off tickets.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Farlangushi

Any overweight likable funnyman that spends their life quieting demons with a steady barrage of illegal drugs , normally ends in premature death. (far-lan-GEW-shee)

Its a shame Pete is a farlangushi. He is such a tremndous talent. What a waste.

by provider44 January 19, 2010

hair burrito

whenever you wake up and are being inadvertently tickled by someone's head hair so you wrap it up with the cover.

When I awoke to Josanna's hair salad I wrapped her up and transformed her into a hair burrito which was less annoying.

by provider44 January 18, 2010

muppetpussy

anyone who swears at someone on the ground from the rooftop

The street in downtown New Orleans was filled with some mean spirited people that spanned the gamut from the confrontational lunatic brute all the way to the muppetpussy.

by provider44 January 15, 2010