hundredaire

a person who blows most of there earnings/handouts trying to get rich one scratch-off at a time. Holding up lines in a store near you.
Bosko may be the most wretched of all of the trailer park's hundredaires. He steals money from old she-male sailors and then putters down to the local convenient mart to try to win meth money on scratch off tickets.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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Let Do

when the urgency of partying is so palpable it can only be properly encompassed by rousing the troops with this clarion call
As i scrolled through the rapid influx of text messages i knew it was to be a night of explosive raging, so when Dexter called i could only part with a stentorian let do!
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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thunder dumplings

someone who's robust balls are more awe inspiring than their cock
My balls are rather ordinary but Handy's girlfriend claims he has thunder dumplings underneath his nondescript member.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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urban milk

to ease someones mind and put them to sleep by going through all of your favorite urbandictionary.com definitions.
'Baby?Can you not get to sleep?Let daddy come in and feed you some urban milk.'
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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whalwaweek

A large man laboring arduosly at a task that requires great strength and expends much energy. No negative shade to this word as is the case with squoawuhweek.
I looked out into my backyard and surveyed with pride as my hired hands, Jimmy and Scotty, worked with intense effort. It was neither whalwaweek or squoawuhweek, for although the work was intensely laborious, both men were of medium builds, and I doubt anyone this side of the Mason-Dixon would dare to call it squoawuhweek.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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hair burrito

whenever you wake up and are being inadvertently tickled by someone's head hair so you wrap it up with the cover.
When I awoke to Josanna's hair salad I wrapped her up and transformed her into a hair burrito which was less annoying.
by provider44 January 18, 2010
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rubber lip

As I slowed down to survey the gleaming wreckage I noticed a rubber lip behind me with the eyes bulging out of its head
by provider44 January 15, 2010
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