provider44's definitions

whorticulturist

any person who has sex with plants often

Jenny was a staunch and steadfast whorticulturist. She had sex with her favorite fern Benny way more often than her other plants.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

carpetto

any person who enjoys resting on the floor more than furniture.

Foogie was a genuine carpetto. He always refused to come up on the couch with the rest of us.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

face pet

to stroke someones face in order to cool their fears and soothe their mood

As Clyde faded out of consciousness in the arms of Mary we all knew that the face pet she was applying would have no effect in this dire situation.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

nye on rye

nice to the tenth power

Fernando:Hey can you believe it? Were millionaires now.

Beepo: Nye on rye buddy....nye on rye.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

Dr. Stinkenstein

After being with someone long enough you eventually graduate from comfort school and begin to fart at will in their presence with no qualms.(This is the time period where it is amusing to both parties: see Dr. Stinkenstein emeritus)

Pam: Baby it stinks a little in here. Did you fart.

Paulie: Of course, they call me Mr.Stinkenstein at work . You can call me Dr. Stinkenstein.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

night-fuck

a person who is the epitome of the super nightmare

Andi is such a night-fuck. She steals money from Pete to buy drugs from Paul , then she gets sick in my kitchen and down the steps she falls.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

Dr.Stinkenstein emeritus

After a man's humorous quirky charm has fled the air of his pungent eggfart that dances through the air and up his repulsed ladyfriend's nose.(does not have to be an eggfart...can be any loathsome shade in the gas gamut)

Jery has degraded by gradations from prince charming to good king bumfy ,then from mister swift pay dropper to captain poopfordays, then finally from Dr.Stinkenstein to Dr.Stinkenstein emeritus.

by provider44 January 17, 2010