provider44's definitions

jelly belly

extremely jealous

When Wanda informed me that her and Trent were going out on a date i was filled with jealousy, but when I caught sight of them making love in her barn I turned into the epitome of a jelly belly.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

sniff snob

someone who sniffs after they say or do something they are extremely proud of.

My dad is such a sniff snob. He sniffs all over the place as he spins his yarns, completely betraying his haughty designs.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

buddikles

gentle stroking of the booty area to ease someone to sleep

'Baby, enough with the talking. Can you just give me some buddikles so i can pass out?'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

situation creed

bein all about workin out and gettin girls.

Beano follows the situation creed. You can either find him at the gym or creepin on girls.

by provider44 January 19, 2010

Idol Day

A vacation day taken to view American Idol. (a day not yet in the lexicon of excused work days)

I took an Idol Day at work so that I could indulge in the bizarre troika of self deluded exhibitionism,bravura performances and the one man army known as Simon.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

toolmeat in fullheat

the scream of a muscle head in the gym so that people will stop what they're doing and admire this miracle worker.

'Hey Tommy, you hear that? We must be near a meat neck cuz I just heard some toolmeat in fullheat reverberating from the pec deck area.'

by provider44 January 20, 2010

Farlangushi

Any overweight likable funnyman that spends their life quieting demons with a steady barrage of illegal drugs , normally ends in premature death. (far-lan-GEW-shee)

Its a shame Pete is a farlangushi. He is such a tremndous talent. What a waste.

by provider44 January 19, 2010