thunder dumplings

someone who's robust balls are more awe inspiring than their cock
My balls are rather ordinary but Handy's girlfriend claims he has thunder dumplings underneath his nondescript member.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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night-fuck

a person who is the epitome of the super nightmare
Andi is such a night-fuck. She steals money from Pete to buy drugs from Paul , then she gets sick in my kitchen and down the steps she falls.
by provider44 January 17, 2010
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side-stabber

someone who has stabbed in the back like a coward and in the front like a courageous asshole so many times that its hard to tell which one they are
'Cedric is such an ambivalent curio. A pure blooded side-stabber if there ever was one. He secretly screwed me out of $100 last week, then he told his boyfriend that he was having an affair with his mother, then he actually butchered his girlfriend with a dirk from all angles'
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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snookied

a woman who is struck close fisted by a man in public
I strolled through Cleveland's downtown area and was filled with horror at the sight of an elderly woman being snookied by a craven cut-purse
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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boog

any person watching a sporting event who gets much pleasure in the faux catcall. This is when it sounds like they are booing the player when they are actually making the same low deriding tone, but the word chanted is either the players name or a nickname that is similar to the booing sound.
This crowd is filled with many a staunch boog. Too bad we have to witness this all game. Next year they play in our stadium so it shouldn't be nearly as annoying.
by provider44 January 19, 2010
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snewspaper

the paper someone puts in front of them so no one can see they are sleeping
I am an expert with the snewspaper. I am yet to be caught napping at work.
by provider44 January 15, 2010
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carpetto

any person who enjoys resting on the floor more than furniture.
Foogie was a genuine carpetto. He always refused to come up on the couch with the rest of us.
by provider44 January 17, 2010
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