platt

to go on a reality show , knowing that you have no chance of winning, in search of fame.

I think that woman just pulled a platt. She is barred from qualifying because she exceeds the age requirement by 20 gosh darn years.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

pluggin' and sluggin'

working with intense focus towards a much needed goal

Cole is pluggin' and sluggin' with lucid mind and tenacious focus with the hopes that one day his constant advances towards Milly will end in him possessing her heart.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

zoadie

zit go tee

'hey! Billy has a zoadie!'

by provider44 January 15, 2010

poop-paster

someone whose breath is so nose melting that you would swear that they put poop on their tooth brush.

Rocky's breath was so rotten that even the dog knew he was a poop-paster

by provider44 January 15, 2010

face pet

to stroke someones face in order to cool their fears and soothe their mood

As Clyde faded out of consciousness in the arms of Mary we all knew that the face pet she was applying would have no effect in this dire situation.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

sniff snob

someone who sniffs after they say or do something they are extremely proud of.

My dad is such a sniff snob. He sniffs all over the place as he spins his yarns, completely betraying his haughty designs.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

hair burrito

whenever you wake up and are being inadvertently tickled by someone's head hair so you wrap it up with the cover.

When I awoke to Josanna's hair salad I wrapped her up and transformed her into a hair burrito which was less annoying.

by provider44 January 18, 2010