any lead singer of a metal band who can give off an extremely doom gloom vibe cloaked in heavenly wonder and is supremely dedicated to his or her craft.Named after J.L. a self proclaimed uniped from a cleveland metal band.
by provider44 January 15, 2010
whenever you wake up and are being inadvertently tickled by someone's head hair so you wrap it up with the cover.
When I awoke to Josanna's hair salad I wrapped her up and transformed her into a hair burrito which was less annoying.
by provider44 January 18, 2010
My dad is such a sniff snob. He sniffs all over the place as he spins his yarns, completely betraying his haughty designs.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
someone who has stabbed in the back like a coward and in the front like a courageous asshole so many times that its hard to tell which one they are
'Cedric is such an ambivalent curio. A pure blooded side-stabber if there ever was one. He secretly screwed me out of $100 last week, then he told his boyfriend that he was having an affair with his mother, then he actually butchered his girlfriend with a dirk from all angles'
by provider44 January 14, 2010
Any overweight likable funnyman that spends their life quieting demons with a steady barrage of illegal drugs , normally ends in premature death. (far-lan-GEW-shee)
by provider44 January 19, 2010
to ease someones mind and put them to sleep by going through all of your favorite urbandictionary.com definitions.
by provider44 January 14, 2010