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zeard

Doug had the most exquisite beard this side of the Ohio river. But with the seemingly well cultivated zit garden on his sister Chelsea's chin, you would think she maintained her zeard out of some strange case of penis envy.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
mugGet the zeardmug.

pluggin' and sluggin'

working with intense focus towards a much needed goal
Cole is pluggin' and sluggin' with lucid mind and tenacious focus with the hopes that one day his constant advances towards Milly will end in him possessing her heart.
by provider44 January 17, 2010
mugGet the pluggin' and sluggin'mug.

chapter buddies

a couple, whose origin you could swear could be traced back to the same star cluster after the big bang because of their connection, that when they even seem to not be on the same page they still manage to stay in the same chapter.
After a few nights alone with Andrea I knew that we were chapter buddies by the way everything clicked with uncanny accuracy.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
mugGet the chapter buddiesmug.

night-fuck

a person who is the epitome of the super nightmare
Andi is such a night-fuck. She steals money from Pete to buy drugs from Paul , then she gets sick in my kitchen and down the steps she falls.
by provider44 January 17, 2010
mugGet the night-fuckmug.

thunder dumplings

someone who's robust balls are more awe inspiring than their cock
My balls are rather ordinary but Handy's girlfriend claims he has thunder dumplings underneath his nondescript member.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
mugGet the thunder dumplingsmug.

dromby

a drunken zombie. Normally someone who mixes alcohol and medication. They have alot of trouble speaking clearly, staying awake, moving with accuracy and making any sense at all.
Joe is such a dromby. Just look at how pale his face is. I mean he cant tell his ass from his elbow wow. What a sack of dogshit.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
mugGet the drombymug.

jut play

an abridged and streamlined form of when you are not serious and just playing with someone
when Frank seemed to be offended by my trenchant comment I gave him a nudge on the shoulder and said 'jut play.'
by provider44 January 14, 2010
mugGet the jut playmug.

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