poise

to throw or sling an object or person

1. It's rubbish, just poise it into the skip 2.We struggled for a while but then I managed to poise him into the pond.

by mikelangelno October 2, 2017

Poise

A brand for a female pad. Also used to describe the female bottoms part

Heyyyyy we want some poise

by Mokumu July 20, 2020

Poise pads

Pads for people who have LBL (light bladder leakage). Not to be mistaken for period pads, poise pads have absorb lock cores, anti-leak sides, and scent control. The colors are purple, blue, and white and they come in huge pink packages. Can hold up to 2 cups of urine.

Gigi: oh snap....anybody got any pads. aunt rosie is visiting.
Lulu: umm....i do. here you go.
Gigi: WTF! what kind of pads are these?
Lulu: poise pads...for lbl...
Gigi: WTF?
Lulu: just use them! they work fine!

by anonymousgirl2525 January 25, 2011

pot poise

Knocking pots for the purpose of silencing dogs.

Boy: My three dogs bark at the doorbell until I show them how clanging pots together is effective in their being silent. It's my mother's only way to handle their barking.

Girl: that's a good way to show them pot poise.

by dogsdaily November 11, 2014

Lukosious poise

Looking over your glasses with a fear of farting

The majestrate looked over the bar at the defendant with a lukosious poise fearing that if he farted he may follow through

by Dr Sqiggle July 5, 2025

marienplatz sneak in - poise out

Go secretly to Marienplatz and have fun with your loved one in different ways, so that you end up feeling happy and full of spirit.

"How was your weekend?" "Oh great, I did some Marienplatz sneak in - poise out, which helped me through the day"

by Sneakerandpoiser February 6, 2018

pick your poise

A play on words deriving from “pick your poison” in the game elden ring. it means you either pick having good fashion or a good armor set.

Bro 1: I just got this new armor set but it’s stats are worse than the one i’m wearing

John Elden Ring: “Pick your poise lil bro”

by jonathan elden ring 3rd February 28, 2024