poise
1. It's rubbish, just poise it into the skip 2.We struggled for a while but then I managed to poise him into the pond.
poise by mikelangelno October 2, 2017
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Poised • poise • Poise pads • Poised Coit • poiseful • Poiseiden • Poisen • Poisey • Lukosious poise • pot poise
Poise pads
Pads for people who have LBL (light bladder leakage). Not to be mistaken for period pads, poise pads have absorb lock cores, anti-leak sides, and scent control. The colors are purple, blue, and white and they come in huge pink packages. Can hold up to 2 cups of urine.
Gigi: oh snap....anybody got any pads. aunt rosie is visiting.
Lulu: umm....i do. here you go.
Gigi: WTF! what kind of pads are these?
Lulu: poise pads...for lbl...
Gigi: WTF?
Lulu: just use them! they work fine!
Lulu: umm....i do. here you go.
Gigi: WTF! what kind of pads are these?
Lulu: poise pads...for lbl...
Gigi: WTF?
Lulu: just use them! they work fine!
Poise pads by anonymousgirl2525 January 25, 2011
Lukosious poise
The majestrate looked over the bar at the defendant with a lukosious poise fearing that if he farted he may follow through
Lukosious poise by Dr Sqiggle July 5, 2025
marienplatz sneak in - poise out
Go secretly to Marienplatz and have fun with your loved one in different ways, so that you end up feeling happy and full of spirit.
"How was your weekend?" "Oh great, I did some Marienplatz sneak in - poise out, which helped me through the day"
marienplatz sneak in - poise out by Sneakerandpoiser February 6, 2018
pick your poise
A play on words deriving from “pick your poison” in the game elden ring. it means you either pick having good fashion or a good armor set.
Bro 1: I just got this new armor set but it’s stats are worse than the one i’m wearing
John Elden Ring: “Pick your poise lil bro”
John Elden Ring: “Pick your poise lil bro”
pick your poise by jonathan elden ring 3rd February 28, 2024
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