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facebook philosopher

someone who feels the need to use facebook as a forum to make others think he or she is smarter than them
Brad is the quintessential facebook philosopher. Constantly trying to broadcast his 'brilliance'.
by provider44 January 15, 2010
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squoawuhweek

squirrel work...to work as focused and determined as a busy squirrel. Having a pejorative tinge to it. As in being only about hard work and not about thought.
'Look at Loakie workin himself to death. He just ova there goin ta squoawuhweek. You would almost think he was trying to distract himself from the deeper issues that get second billing in the theater of his narrow mind.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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nonkey

James is your typical nonkey. He thinks he can get ahead by dressing up in the quasi venerable raiments of the avaricious and grasping white power ego businessman. I suggest he stays true to his own authentic greatness.
by provider44 January 15, 2010
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cardboard banker

anyone who holds up lines everywhere they go as they pump most of there earnings into scratchoff tickets.
'Hey look kids, the cashier has been here all along. The holdup is being caused by the witless cardboard banker who is covered in ticket shavings.
by provider44 January 15, 2010
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fart filler

to intentionally fart where the listener thinks a word will be spoken.
I farted with an accompanying arm pump after i said ,'hey louie come over here and ill give you back your (fart filler).'
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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exaggerator calibrator

a mental device used to make a notorious exaggerator's stories more truthful.
As she spun her bloated yarn my exaggerator calibrator was working overtime trying to drag the rocketing leviathon back to earth.
by provider44 January 18, 2010
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jut play

an abridged and streamlined form of when you are not serious and just playing with someone
when Frank seemed to be offended by my trenchant comment I gave him a nudge on the shoulder and said 'jut play.'
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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