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a combination of "fap" and "nightmare". a revolting/unsexy thought or situation that prevents you from being able to fap/achieve an erection/orgasm
Mike usually found some alone time while his wife was at work, but the fat,dead homeless man that he found in his computer room this morning was such a fapmare that he could never spank it in there ever again.
fapmare by masochistmonkeyjoe April 23, 2009
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When one dreams of fapping during a NoFap streak.
After 30 days of NoFap I experienced several Fapmares
Fapmare by Knofap August 10, 2017
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A link created to a website address saved electronically in a browser to facilitate quick access to the Web page for future masturbatory reference.

Origin:
1860–65; fap + marked
Johnny fapmarked the hot pictures of Emma Watson he received in email that morning.
fapmarked by toomuchfreetime April 17, 2014
sexually explicit videos or pictures that can be downloaded and displayed on a computer or video system; digital pornography files
Feel free to browse the fapware folder on my file server. I just added a few more gigs.
fapware by Knabino October 24, 2009
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026