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a combination of "fap" and "nightmare". a revolting/unsexy thought or situation that prevents you from being able to fap/achieve an erection/orgasm
Mike usually found some alone time while his wife was at work, but the fat,dead homeless man that he found in his computer room this morning was such a fapmare that he could never spank it in there ever again.
fapmare by masochistmonkeyjoe April 23, 2009
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When one dreams of fapping during a NoFap streak.
After 30 days of NoFap I experienced several Fapmares
Fapmare by Knofap August 10, 2017
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A link created to a website address saved electronically in a browser to facilitate quick access to the Web page for future masturbatory reference.

Origin:
1860–65; fap + marked
Johnny fapmarked the hot pictures of Emma Watson he received in email that morning.
fapmarked by toomuchfreetime April 17, 2014
sexually explicit videos or pictures that can be downloaded and displayed on a computer or video system; digital pornography files
Feel free to browse the fapware folder on my file server. I just added a few more gigs.
fapware by Knabino October 24, 2009

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026