fapmare

a combination of "fap" and "nightmare". a revolting/unsexy thought or situation that prevents you from being able to fap/achieve an erection/orgasm

Mike usually found some alone time while his wife was at work, but the fat,dead homeless man that he found in his computer room this morning was such a fapmare that he could never spank it in there ever again.

by masochistmonkeyjoe April 23, 2009

Fapmare

When one dreams of fapping during a NoFap streak.

After 30 days of NoFap I experienced several Fapmares

by Knofap August 10, 2017

fapmarked

A link created to a website address saved electronically in a browser to facilitate quick access to the Web page for future masturbatory reference.

Origin:
1860–65; fap + marked

Johnny fapmarked the hot pictures of Emma Watson he received in email that morning.

by toomuchfreetime April 17, 2014

fapware

sexually explicit videos or pictures that can be downloaded and displayed on a computer or video system; digital pornography files

Feel free to browse the fapware folder on my file server. I just added a few more gigs.

by Knabino October 24, 2009