marcus's definitions

voltron

A hag newb who sucks at cs.

Dude, I just owned that volton with a pistol.

by Marcus April 24, 2005

Jousting

Homosexual act between two males.

Those two need to get a room and stop jousting with each other.

by Marcus October 22, 2003

Darth Steinbrenner

A slang term for Yankees Owner George Steinbrenner. The name comes from the fact that non-Yankees generally fans hate him. The name also refers to the fact that he runs his team like an army of evil moneyball minions, which includes Derek Jeter, Alex Rodriguez, Gary Sheffield and many others. He receives his evil rep from his payroll being a hundred million dollars over the salary cap and only going up, with him paying outrageous salaries to make an all star team only being able to because he is willing to spend his own money paying salary cap fines.

Man, Darth Steinbrenner's evil minions got knocked out of the playoffs by a wild card for the fourth year! I guess the Red Sox are the yankees' daddy...

Did Darth Steinbrenner really manage to sign Randy Johnson? What is the world coming to?

by marcus May 13, 2005

onoz

Same as on0z. See on0z

Bob: onoz!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!111
Rofl

by Marcus July 9, 2004

Iraqnophobia

Fear of being deployed to Iraq.

I think Private Ryan has Iraqnophobia. He's scared to go to Iraq.

by Marcus October 10, 2004

Happycat

The happiest fucking cat on earth. Source of happiness is the Something Awful forums.

Patriotic happycat is the best happy cat photoshop IMHO.

by Marcus September 3, 2005

on0z

Same as onoz. See onoz

Bob: on0z!!111111111!1!11111111111`1111
Rofl

by Marcus July 9, 2004