forecastle 

Noun: the raised part of a deck closest to the bow of a ship.

So when Jack and Rose did their bullshit, they were on the forecastle of the deck.

"Back in ye olde times we'd plop down on the forecastle and kick back a pint." "You didn't stand close enough to the edge again and pissed all over the forecastle, asshole."

forecastle by TrufflesPygmyHamster October 30, 2015

what's the forecast 

a cool way to say "what's up?"

if you say this, people will KNOW that you're sick as fuck
it just really boosts your coolness so why not say it

appropriate responses include

"nothing much dude what about you"
"i'm cool, just chillin"

me: yo what's the forecast
andy: it's kinda cold today bruv
me: noo dude what's the forecast !! it's like what's up but way cooler
andy: oh fuck you're so right.. damn i'm gonna start saying that

what's the forecast by steviejones420 March 1, 2019

Alabama Weather Forecast 

What Donald Trump predicts for the weather of Alabama. He knows better than the weather man!

The National Weather Service says no hurricane but the Alabama Weather Forecast says hurricane -- so we better prepare for a Hurricane!

Alabama Weather Forecast by HoaglandTony September 10, 2019

Future Forecast 

What the hell? These people must think we are really stupid. Is there such a thing as yesterday forecast? Duuuh..

Next we will have the Future Forecast but first we will hear from....
Means that NEXT is not Next. Another word that does not mean anything.
Future forecasters will not be fired if they lie like a rug by a certain percentage.

Future Forecast by Gerry Attricks July 21, 2003

Shipping forecast

A veiled reference to a Black Books episode, used as a metaphor for masturbation. In the episode, Fran masturbates to the shipping forecast because the reader's voice 'confuses her'... but in a good way.

"Why is Linnea taking so long to get changed?"

"Oh, don't worry. She's just got the shipping forecast on."

Shipping forecast by Flannybabes May 15, 2012

Sexual forecasting

When a person, in a totally non-sexual context, inadvertently makes a sound or says a word/phrase that is obviously (without a doubt) vocalized in the same way that the person would during sex. This provides a startling, disconcerting glimpse into their private life.

"UGGGGHHHH YESS!!!" moaned Fernanda after seeing her final physics grade. "Whoops ... sorry for that sexual forecasting just then."

Sexual forecasting by VNFP June 20, 2018

Arousal Forecast 

1. A calculated prediction of when you are most sexually aroused. 2. A preventive measure to forming misconceptions about your body.

My arousal forecast is night as I tend to be more sexually aroused between 8:00 PM and 1:00 AM.

Arousal Forecast by Sexpert Malika Sihara December 13, 2020