jalapeno asshole

Also known as "asshole aflame".

I shouldn't have had eight beers and four bags of peanuts at the game last night because now I have asshole aflame.

by Marcus May 13, 2005

evil

Really cool, i.e. the opposite of itself, used in a similar way to wicked.

Heard on the streets of E14.

Those trainers are evil.

by Marcus May 31, 2004

peadophilia

Hilarious mispelling of paedophilia or pedophilia, depending what language you are speaking.

George: I hate peadophiles!
Bob: Do you mean paedophiles?
George: Noo... I mean, people who want to fuck peas... leave me alone.

by Marcus July 29, 2004

yardbitch

prison bitch, male or female; often used as a sextoy

Bubba called over his male yardbitch, wants him to bend over and grab his ankles.

by Marcus December 05, 2004

ejaculation

semen shootin out of a "pe-nis" for a bitch to suck down her tubes

catch this ejaculation hoe! 8====D

by Marcus February 11, 2003

fotofuck

To ram your fallus into an adult picture

Yesterday I fotofucked Britney Spears, today i'm gonna do Hillary Duff.

by Marcus December 13, 2003

ficala

Ficala (noun): often used in a term of great anger when one gets so upset at the internet and he or she will say, "Great, I'm on fake online". Once they say it so fast with so much anger inside of them they get tounge twisted and end up saying "Ficala".

People with a really crappy ISP experience ficala.

My stupid computer is on ficala. I HATE THIS INTERNET!

by Marcus July 17, 2004