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When your balls end up matrix-style floating in the air
Cletus was drunk fucking Mathilda and attempted to switch position into something too complicated for his inebriation level, lost his balance and toppled end over end with his balls aloft.
aloft by PJM121 August 8, 2015
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pugwash aloft 

oh dude, pugwash aloft in the sleeping bag! so not cool!
pugwash aloft by beatrice September 14, 2004
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Alofukit 

A Way of Life, like YOLO or Hakuna Matata. Comes from "alofoke", Dominican slang for doing something on the fly or spontaneously. como hacerlo "a lo 'fuck it'".
"We out to the club, ALOFUKIT!"
"Fuck YOLO, it's all about that Alofukit mentality!"
"You ain't about dat Alofukit lyfe."
Alofukit by Raffy Regulus June 8, 2013

thats alot of damage 

A meme about a guy poking holes in a bucket in a Flex Tape ad. Some times added "How about some MORE?"
Now thats alot of damage.

alotta fagina 

A character from Austin Powers. A parody of Pussy Galore from James Bond's "Goldfinger"
No.2: This is my Italian confidential secretary. Her name is Alotta, Alotta Fagina.
Austin Powers: Come again?
Alotta Fagina: Alotta Fagina.
Austin Powers: Ahh, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it. It sounded like you said your name was 'a lot of'....uhhh, nevermind.
alotta fagina by Mike Oxsbig September 17, 2005

Alotabit 

When you want more than a little bit
Frankie did hurt a little bit when I put me winkie in your bum bum.
No it hurt alotabit
Alotabit by JJ alotabit June 3, 2020

alottabit 

not a little bit; more than you can imagine; a whole fucking lot
i love you alottabit.
you fucked up alottabit
alottabit by grrfuckingrr February 19, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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