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When your balls end up matrix-style floating in the air
Cletus was drunk fucking Mathilda and attempted to switch position into something too complicated for his inebriation level, lost his balance and toppled end over end with his balls aloft.
aloft by PJM121 August 8, 2015
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pugwash aloft 

oh dude, pugwash aloft in the sleeping bag! so not cool!
pugwash aloft by beatrice September 14, 2004
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Alofukit 

A Way of Life, like YOLO or Hakuna Matata. Comes from "alofoke", Dominican slang for doing something on the fly or spontaneously. como hacerlo "a lo 'fuck it'".
"We out to the club, ALOFUKIT!"
"Fuck YOLO, it's all about that Alofukit mentality!"
"You ain't about dat Alofukit lyfe."
Alofukit by Raffy Regulus June 8, 2013

thats alot of damage 

A meme about a guy poking holes in a bucket in a Flex Tape ad. Some times added "How about some MORE?"
Now thats alot of damage.

alotta fagina 

A character from Austin Powers. A parody of Pussy Galore from James Bond's "Goldfinger"
No.2: This is my Italian confidential secretary. Her name is Alotta, Alotta Fagina.
Austin Powers: Come again?
Alotta Fagina: Alotta Fagina.
Austin Powers: Ahh, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it. It sounded like you said your name was 'a lot of'....uhhh, nevermind.
alotta fagina by Mike Oxsbig September 17, 2005

Alotabit 

When you want more than a little bit
Frankie did hurt a little bit when I put me winkie in your bum bum.
No it hurt alotabit
Alotabit by JJ alotabit June 3, 2020

alottabit 

not a little bit; more than you can imagine; a whole fucking lot
i love you alottabit.
you fucked up alottabit
alottabit by grrfuckingrr February 19, 2009
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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