wherefore 

Due to the presence of "where", many people mistake this Shakespearean word to mean "where", but it actually means "why".

"...there's the catalog... with a cartoon of Shakespeare's Juliet standing on her balcony, gazing off into the distance, and asking 'Wherefore art thou, teaching aids?' Lower on the page, Romeo stares up at Juliet and says 'Inside! Eighteen new publications plus many other fine materials.'... any teaching aid that advertises itself by questioning its own existance is falling down in the marketing department." -Richard Lederer.

Juliet: (on the balcony, looking off into the distance) "O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?"

Romeo: (standing right under her, thinking to himself) "Wherefore dost I quander my hour with yonder wayward, motley-minded flax-wench?"

wherefore by Lorelili April 1, 2006

Wherefore art thou 

Spoken by Juliet in William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. Wherefore means “why", in this line Juliet alludes to the feuding families of the play - lamenting Romeo's name.

Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?

Wherefore art thou by DerpySqwuid December 7, 2018

@wherearetheavocados 

@wherearetheavocados is the instagram name for billie eilish

person 1: who is @wherearetheavocados
person2:thats billie eilish

@wherearetheavocados by bobododo November 18, 2018

whorefare 

Breeding every year and relying on govt. handouts
but somehow can afford fake nails, hair and tatoos
.

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Just got my whorefare check dis month! Lets get some ink and hit da casino!
after my baby daddy buys his dope...

whorefare by TRUThHurtz July 23, 2014

I drink, therefore I am 

A mantra that sums up everything we alcoholics believe in!

Girl- "What are you up to tonight?"
Guy- "I'm drinking rum and redbull!"
Girl- "It's Tuesday?!?"
Guy- "I drink, therefore I am."

I drink, therefore I am by Da Sperminator April 26, 2011

Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare 

One of the newer titles to come out of Sex-A-Vision's porn network of gaming. Includes modern-day whores blowing the crap out of Russian guys. With both their mouths and large automatic weapons.

Two guys talking about Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare

Guy A: Hey, have you played Modern Whorefare 2 yet?

Guy B: Yeah, got blown, then blown up!

Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare by RoninEx October 11, 2011

wherearetheavocados 

It's an Instagram account that will make you *gay* .

I came across this *account* called *wherearetheavocados* , and all of a sudden I FUCKEN dreamed about dis bitch . And I'll admit this *Billie i lish* dude made me straight up gay

wherearetheavocados by Billiesbestfriend October 30, 2018