john Smith's definitions

the bergsters

anoying set of twins that live in wisconsin. They often accociate them selves with team jesus and spaz and file harasment constantly.

O great next hour i have the bergsters in my class

by john smith January 16, 2004

coursework

Like homework but 10x worse. Wastes lots of time for a small percentage of an exam. one could spend the same amount of time one wud hav used doing coursework to work and earn money, rather than getting qualifications to earn less money in the future. More money now, rather than less money later.

Have you done the coursework children?

Fuck you, you crazy bitch, you better get outta my fuckin site before i bitch slap yo ass bak to where u fukkin came from u arab!

by John Smith February 15, 2004

Gimili

A horribly unattractive woman. Of male physical features. Resembles Gimili the troll, a character from the movie, The Lord of the Rings.

The woman we saw was certainly a gimili.

by John Smith September 21, 2003

Arnold Schwarzenegger

A man who is a decent person, and has supported many of the public interests in California. However, he has failed in the same place Grey Davis did. He has done nothing new to balance the budget. He merely took many loans, and somehow the intelligent californias are none-the-wiser.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: They are GIRLI MEN

by John Smith January 4, 2005

tomahawk

Tomahawk is a U.S. made cruise missile with lots of range. It can be fired from either sea , land or air.

The U.S. Navy used Tomahawk against Iraq.

by John Smith February 14, 2004

hanniford

a weard prick who does it doggie with the teacher

weard

by john smith October 21, 2003

tism

Means fucked up, from the band of the same name. a fucked up situation. someone who is acting weird?!

this is fucking tism, man.
i am feeling pretty tism.
fucking tism.
Tism.

by John Smith December 4, 2004