jer's definitions

Gwenique

1. Something having the characteristics or style of Gwen Stefani

2. Someone who is confident in themself and is willing to make a shocking statement

Oh My Gosh! Talk about Gwenique! Did you see that ensemble Tonya was wearing?

by Jer November 30, 2003

Quebec

A province that is sucking the life out of the rest of Canada. French speaking snobs

1. Quebec wants to become their own country so they are holding the Canadian government hostage forcing them to pay billions or they will leave Canada.

2. After Quebec leaves Canada, Canada (or parts) will become the 51st state of the United States of America.

by Jer March 2, 2004

jerking off

Someone getting fucky wiht the opposite sex

by Jer October 19, 2003

Doublay

A doublay is when a person vomits and shits his/her pants simultaneously. It can also be called a blay, if you just shit yourself, with no puking action.

I first heard of this term from a zine made by a member of a punk band called Marilyn's Vitamins...they heard it from a band called Choke.

Aww man...I was so wasted last night...I did a doublay right outside the bar.

by jer July 28, 2004

ello

A greeting often used online in chat box to express a 'hello' but, with style.

Ello bud, how are you doing?

by JeR March 31, 2004

Easyblue

The person you get therapy from after you have found out that someone in your grade has banged your mother.

I went to go visit Easyblue today. It was splendid and we had a tea party.

by jer November 18, 2003

parachute pants

Tight nylon pants with lots of zippers.

by jer October 27, 2003