Definitions by jer

J.ho 

1. A selfish girl who steps on people to get what she wants

2. A girl who lies, steals, and is a regular skank in order to get what she wants.

Oh My god! Did you hear about that J.ho, Latisha? She done stole all Carl's money and run off!

Latisha is a regular J.ho... she's always stealin and cheatin on somebody!

J.ho by Jer June 11, 2006

bought-out 

When record companies and labels have bargained with digital retailers to purchase a particular amount of digital downloads. This is practiced to push the position of a song to the top of the charts when a song is lacking in airplay

Gwen Stefani's label, Interscope, bought-out downloads for "Hollaback Girl" when it was at #12 airplay in order to bump "Candy Shop" before Mariah Carey's "We Belong Together" took the #1 position.

Kanye West bought-out digital downloads for "Golddigger" when it was at #16 airplay so he could have a #1 single and #1 album at the same time.

bought-out by jer May 3, 2006

MJB 

Mary J. Blige

*the Queen of Hip-Hop/Soul

1. When Darrell asked me what music I'm into, I told him Mariah, Aaliyah, DMX, Wutang, and MJB

MJB by Jer April 21, 2006

Mariah 

1. Mariah Carey

2. understood first name of singer/songwriter/producer Mariah Carey

3. being a phenomenal singer

I really love Janet Jackson, but 2005 was all about Mariah.

"Omg! Did you hear that little girl sing? She's gonna grow up and be the next Mariah!"

Mariah by Jer April 21, 2006

remix

1. a song that has been 'remixed'

2. another version of a popular song that has been given a different feel through a change of beat, vocals, guest artists, etc.

3. reworking of a song to create a new sound while retaining elements from the original song

Mariah Carey's 1995 #1 hit, "Fantasy (remix)," featuring Ol' Dirty Bastard started an entire generation of female singers teaming with Hip-Hop artist to make a hit.

remix by Jer April 21, 2006

Damita Ho 

1. The nickname of Janet Jackson's 2004 flopped album, Damita Jo. Named such because it sounded like a gutted and slutty version of her 1993 masterpiece album, janet.

"Omg I felt so sorry for Janet after Damita Ho bombed. She'll never recover"

Damita Ho by Jer April 21, 2006

stfu

Southern Tenant Farmers' Union (STFU): Large labor union, formed in Arkansas in 1934, which lobbied the federal government for better New Deal reforms. Dissolved in 1960. Commonly causes mirth among US History students who are aware of the acronym's double meaning.

Teacher: Joey will you please tell the class about the STFU?

Class: Hahahahahahahahaha

stfu by jer May 13, 2005