jer's definitions

jerking off

Someone getting fucky wiht the opposite sex

by Jer October 19, 2003

pshpshpsh

V. The act of moving your hands in an outward motion as if swimming within the woman's vaginal area. Often used with a vulgar sound effect.
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"Mmm, tasty! *pshpshpsh* Wait a moment, this tastes like piss."

by Jer March 29, 2005

stfu

Southern Tenant Farmers' Union (STFU): Large labor union, formed in Arkansas in 1934, which lobbied the federal government for better New Deal reforms. Dissolved in 1960. Commonly causes mirth among US History students who are aware of the acronym's double meaning.

Teacher: Joey will you please tell the class about the STFU?

Class: Hahahahahahahahaha

by jer May 13, 2005

poopsexuality

N. When someone is obsessed with poop, and takes it to his/her sexual relations. This may result in anything from poopsex, to other wierd things such a scatsex.

"Hey mom, I'm roadkill!"

by Jer March 29, 2005

Gwennebee

1. Someone who imitates and attempts to emaculate Gwen Stefani in style and dress

2. A person who lives a lifestyle similar to or in idol of Gwen Stefani

3. A person who has convenced themself that they are Gwen Stefani

With bleached blonde hair, curly bangs, and a dickies, the girl wearing a bindi was pronounced a Gwennebee on site.

by Jer November 30, 2003

remix

1. a song that has been 'remixed'

2. another version of a popular song that has been given a different feel through a change of beat, vocals, guest artists, etc.

3. reworking of a song to create a new sound while retaining elements from the original song

Mariah Carey's 1995 #1 hit, "Fantasy (remix)," featuring Ol' Dirty Bastard started an entire generation of female singers teaming with Hip-Hop artist to make a hit.

by Jer April 21, 2006

Doublay

A doublay is when a person vomits and shits his/her pants simultaneously. It can also be called a blay, if you just shit yourself, with no puking action.

I first heard of this term from a zine made by a member of a punk band called Marilyn's Vitamins...they heard it from a band called Choke.

Aww man...I was so wasted last night...I did a doublay right outside the bar.

by jer July 28, 2004