jer's definitions

gun lap

the last lap of a race on a track, in which a gun is fired as the racer in first place completes the penultimate lap. this immediately causes a surge in adrenaline, and even though the racer is in more pain than most people can imagine, he or she immediately picks up the pace and goes balls to the wall.

*crack*
"c'mon you can do it! the gun lap is all about balls to the wall! balls to the wall!"

by jer April 21, 2005

poopsexuality

N. When someone is obsessed with poop, and takes it to his/her sexual relations. This may result in anything from poopsex, to other wierd things such a scatsex.

"Hey mom, I'm roadkill!"

by Jer March 29, 2005

Damita Ho

1. The nickname of Janet Jackson's 2004 flopped album, Damita Jo. Named such because it sounded like a gutted and slutty version of her 1993 masterpiece album, janet.

"Omg I felt so sorry for Janet after Damita Ho bombed. She'll never recover"

by Jer April 21, 2006

bought-out

When record companies and labels have bargained with digital retailers to purchase a particular amount of digital downloads. This is practiced to push the position of a song to the top of the charts when a song is lacking in airplay

Gwen Stefani's label, Interscope, bought-out downloads for "Hollaback Girl" when it was at #12 airplay in order to bump "Candy Shop" before Mariah Carey's "We Belong Together" took the #1 position.

Kanye West bought-out digital downloads for "Golddigger" when it was at #16 airplay so he could have a #1 single and #1 album at the same time.

by jer May 3, 2006

pshpshpsh

V. The act of moving your hands in an outward motion as if swimming within the woman's vaginal area. Often used with a vulgar sound effect.
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"Mmm, tasty! *pshpshpsh* Wait a moment, this tastes like piss."

by Jer March 29, 2005

stfu

Southern Tenant Farmers' Union (STFU): Large labor union, formed in Arkansas in 1934, which lobbied the federal government for better New Deal reforms. Dissolved in 1960. Commonly causes mirth among US History students who are aware of the acronym's double meaning.

Teacher: Joey will you please tell the class about the STFU?

Class: Hahahahahahahahaha

by jer May 13, 2005

parachute pants

Tight nylon pants with lots of zippers.

by jer October 27, 2003